Not so fast--Der Dotard will prove Lula wrong when he sends the Marines to invade Caracas. That will show those Brazilians, and their soccer and curvy beach babes. Right?

Wow--whatever Vlad has on Der Dotard must be much worse than anyone has imagined. How else could this orange fool be lead by the nose by such a small man?

In the meantime, this whole "Art of the Deal" nonsense is looking more and more like the poorly-drawn graphic novel it actually is. Trump is the worst negotiator I've seen since the second grade...

Heroin Bob heard that Spinal Tap is back in the mix, and wanted to offer some of his song stylings to the group. Tunes penned by Mr. MAHA include " Sewage Swimmer", "Tobacco Juice for Breakfast", "It's in My Jeans", "Let's do the Pushup, Baby" and "Funky, Spunky Love Man". Kennedy is threatening to record his own music and issue it on the CDC web site, downloadable for $0.99 per song...

Here's a fun holiday item to spend your money on: food, clothing and shelter for those in need. Try it--you'll like it...

Wait. Der Dotard pledged to hire only the best looking people. That should matter in this case!

I'll wager that Ms. Halligan will be found another job, one more suited to her capabilities, like, maybe, Ambassador to Grand Fenwick, or even to Genovia...

Just stop reporting, and the problem goes away!

I've gotten my shots and boosters, in hopes of a happy holiday season. All the deniers can head to their local hospital, to be fitted with an intubation tube...

So, um, any update on those dividend checks? Many families could use them to put food on their tables and simultaneously pay their rent...

When forced to defend their charges in court, ICE has a record similar to that of the Washington Generals. This act of terrorism will not help, with any judge anywhere in this beautiful country of ours...

Real simple solution to this war: the US "stores" a couple dozen cruise missiles and US fighter jets on Ukrainian soil and Ukraine promises to allow their removal in 10 years, unless they must use them first for national defense. The Russian army can then govern themselves accordingly ...

The transcript will be released shortly after Der Dotard releases his tax returns ...

The same happened many years ago in Chicago when a similar plane (DC-10) was taking off. The cause was engine mounts with not enough pins and mounting hardware. One would have thought the matter had been resolved decades ago. I guess not ...

The same happened many years ago in Chicago when a similar plane (DC-10) was taking off. The cause was engine mounts with not enough pins and mounting hardware. One would have thought the matter had been resolved decades ago. I guess not ...

Bessent is on a short list of the most ineffective Treasury Secretaries in recent history. Funny how few talk about him being a Gay man in an administration which despises people like him. He appears uncomfortable at all times--stiff yet not formal, friendless and with a whiff of discourtesy. I'll wager he likes wearing a necktie to the golf course, but doesn't play much golf...

She is great on a date! Stages date rape, and the boyfriend need not even be there...

See, this man was hired by ICE because of his extensive experience in the field of crime production. His expertise in doing wrong has been invaluable in spotting other criminals. For example, just this week he arrested three hotel housekeepers, a guy attempting to bus tables in a restaurant and more than four children dressed in matching outfits, kicking a ball in the open, while adults sat by and watched. This man is a hero!
--Bootlicking MAGA folk, explaining away a criminal's behavior

Thus freeing up dozens of slots in the computer engineering and pre-med programs of a lot of directional schools. Not that local white dullards, all busy looking at their phones, could fill those slots...

My advice to Specs Richardson: don't EVER go to Texas, not even just to change planes. You are hated more than hoof and mouth disease there...

DJT is down 68.4% YTD, as of the market close on November 18.

The company has a lot of liquidity, but only about $1MM per quarter in income, so is a consistent money loser after all of it's costs (Hey, Devin Nunes isn't going to work for free). Cash flow is consistently negative. The company can actually survive a long time at this burn rate, but what's the point of a business that holds a bunch of money, has nearly no income and exists only to pay salaries of a bunch of toadies and boot lickers? Those who hold shares in DJT are getting what they deserve...

Let's hope the crew assigned to this tart keep her away from the general public. As for those unlucky FBI folks, I suspect they would rather be cleaning up at the dog park right now, than attending to protecting this young witch...

IF there is an election next November, few on the Right will don their Red MAGA Hats, instead declaring that they are 'their own man/woman', 'able to work with those across the aisle', and denying the existence of their fat, orange leader. It will be a laff riot on debate stages from coast to coast...

If only Barry Goldwater were still alive--Bootsy would have a boot up his keester already...

But Ms. Halligan looked great while in court--hair and face done, pencil skirt with a kick pleat, silk blouse with an Hermes scarf, and sensible pumps, and a real cute little briefcase that just said 'law lady'.

Only the best people, right, El Dotardo?

A weekend in El Salvador will put this creep right. With his skin tone he will fit right in. Make it known he is a DEA informant and he will have more friends than one can count...

That's It! I'm taking that bar exam thing again, and with Grok's help, I'm sure to pass!
--Kim "Wide Body" Kardashian

For the umpteenth time:

A hungry man is an angry man...
-Bob Marley