This is the best news of a bad week.

This criminal's photo should be posted at gun stores and ranges nationwide, to help convince American gun owners to not do as he has done. It's simple: store guns and ammo in separate places, both locked up. Guns are stored with trigger locks or zip ties blocking the weapon from being in firing configuration. Those under 21 handle firearms only at the range or in the field, under the supervision of a mature adult, and their access to ammo is limited. No one goes home from the gun store without being trained in the carry and operation of the firearm, and all guns are carried in closed, secure cases...

Well now, these other countries just don't realize that the US is the hottest country in the world!! And our Dow stock market number is, um, $47,854. We're the best!!
--Lying MAGA functionaries, from their fantasy world

It sure would be funny if a certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat were to drop dead before pardoning the teeming horde of criminal grifters and JV Pants would forget to issue pardons for those like Krusty Gnome. The perp walks from sea to shining sea would produce a laff riot ...

West Texas Intermediate closed today, March 2, at about $71.50, up almost $10 per barrel from a week ago, when it closed at $62. For those watching at home, that's 15% higher in a week. Remember: oil prices are sticky downward, so they rise faster and easier than they fall. Prices at the pump will reflect this change at the producer level in, oh, about three days. Fill up now, and look forward to Der Dotard promising sunshine, rainbows and lower gas prices. Any day now...

This is the prequel to "The Handmaid's Tale". What, in God's name, will happen to those babies once born? Will they be harvested for their organs? Kept with their mothers, who will then be sent to Swaziland? Put up for adoption? left outside in a basket on a cold night? A combination of all four?

For being a bunch of people who claim to be "Christian" these people sure seem like they have never heard the Word of God, attended a religious service or had an ounce of empathy for any other living being. Trump may pardon them on his last day in office, but that act will not get them past St. Peter...

I just ate two hard-boiled eggs, hummus and bean salad for lunch. High protein, low fat, high fiber, and I'll wager my meal cost about $1.50. For a man who gives a lot of health and nutrition advice, Heroin Bob sounds a lot like a drug-addicted rich lawyer. Better he were to read horoscopes since he would be more accurate there...

Wait. What happened to the conversations over the past few weeks, between the Iranians and Der Dotard's negotiation team, the Condo Salesman and the Little Wooden Boy? The US negotiation team spoke in terms of making money, and the Iranians spoke in terms of national sovereignty and the need to develop weapons to fend off Israel. Those conversations were doomed, because Trump sent the wrong people. Steve Witless may be a friend of Donald, but he is far out of his depth in diplomacy. As for J-Red, sending him (and his partner, another Jew) to talk to Iranian Muslims was so tone deaf as to be pathetic...

These pols are all tying themselves to Charlie Kirk to get their hands on Turning Point money and membership lists. And to get a taste of his rich widow ...

Pro tip to Nate Silver: keep your mouth shut and don't tell these MAGA hacks about their problems. Let them find out on their own ...

Next up: every FBI employee will be required to download this young witches screeching songs at least 50,000 times to put her at the top of the charts. Family members too ...

All those MAGA types will be so proud to see their children go off to war, in glorious defense of the Homeland. None should expect that when those children return in coffins that any in theDotards administration will attend the funerals, or offer words of solace. Remember what Saint Charlie Kirk said: empathy is bad

Homer Comer and the GOP stooges on the committee were hoping to catch two very experienced lawyers and public officials in some sort of inconsistent statement. That they failed means that the committee will cease its investigation, since, you know, there is no one else to question ...

Give us what we want or we will send ICE to the states, because creating chaos and killing Americans is the only way these thugs and goons can get their way.

In Okiehomie a concerted effort by ICE would shut down the state's economy. Restaurants would close, much of the construction work would stop, students would disappear from schools, rent not paid, and on and on ...

The return of the ill-gotten tariff funds will certainly NOT be a talking point in those 'telephone town halls' that MAGA-GOP politicians will be hosting in advance of the mid-term elections (if held). Imagine the explanations that will come out, beyond 'I don't know', 'We're working on a solution', or the Dem version 'That money was stolen from you by a criminal enterprise'. Any guess on how well any of these comments will go over? I suspect all will be received in the same vein...

The only thing that might help Trump's viewership would be 1984-style telescreens or nudity served up by his press secretary...

This pack of lies worked because the folks with the university that ICE talked to are dangerously naive and over-trusting. A thimbleful of common sense would have resulted in the functionary who allowed access telling the ICE slobs to step off...

At this rate, there must be about 14 people still working at the FBI. Three are in the cafeteria, one answers calls on the Judge Crater hotline, and the others are in the Fresno field office...

Two days after the incident and nearly nothing from the Dotard Administration seems to validate the view that Der Dotard and his clown car full of stooges, shills and goofs had something to do with this. Were this just a boat full of Florida fishermen who decided to stretch out the triple 250 Yamaha engines on the stern and ended up off a foreign country, Trump, Rubio and others would be barking mad, barking on the cable news. But no. These guys were solicited as the vanguard of an invading force, and they would have some Cuban riches thrown at them as payment. With no backup and no plan, these idiots were sitting ducks...

The French style themselves as diplomats par excellence, so this breach of diplomatic conduct certainly did not go over well. Unless our ex-con ambassador crawls on his belly to them and seeks forgiveness, he will find himself restricted to quarters, with his only restaurant choice being the place that serves the Royale with Cheese...

A big mistake it was for this creep to turn 18. He will be married a couple of hours after his incarceration, and let's hope that union will be long and miserable...

Have no fear, GOPers. With the SAVE Act in effect, the votes cast by all who call themselves female will be set aside for additional scrutiny, and will not be counted, because, well, you know, they were cast by females, who can no longer vote in US elections...

I'm sure that FBI Bro Kash Patel will be all over this matter as soon as he gets back from his girlfriend's 'concert' at some honkey-tonk in some small town where the internet is yet to reach...

Crusty Gnome is also completely made up, including the hair extensions, Spanx and push-up bra holding up her surgically altered knobs. This lady has gone from being tolerated to becoming a target for spittle in record time. One can only think of what her cuckhold husband can think--run far or stand still for the rumors and innuendo. A tough choice when his wife is who she is...

News flash for "Boom Boom" Cannon: you will never be nominated or appointed to any other judicial position. Trump has used you up, and has no further need for you. Get that idea about joining SCOTUS out of your little mind...

In Okiehomie, where the First Americans own more than 120 casinos, they have enough cash to battle this fool and win. The court fight will make Little Big Horn look like a picnic on a lazy, sunny day. Our governor Brownshoes, who has the slightest of backbone for standing up to Der Dotard, knows what it like to get thumped by his and the other bid tribes, and those tribe will certainly bring the pain on Texas airwaves to rout this fool...