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Monday, March 02, 2026

The Department of State advises US citizens worldwide caution.

  • Location: Worldwide
  • Event: Following the launch of US combat operations in Iran, Americans worldwide and especially in the Middle East should follow the guidance in the latest security alerts issued by the nearest US embassy or consulate. They may experience travel disruptions due to periodic airspace closures. The Department of State advises Americans worldwide to exercise increased caution.

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    Republicans when Americans die in Benghazi vs when Americans die in Iran

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    -- Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) Mar 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM

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    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-02 04:56 AM | Reply

    **** Dummkopf Trumpf Expects Four More Weeks of Death and Destruction for Iranian People ****

    While luxuriating with fellow oligarchs from his garish Winter Palace in Florida, America's Czar Dummkopf Trumpf bleated that the "process" of killing untold numbers of Iranians will take approximately four weeks.

    We must all be grateful to Dotard Trumpf and ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu for putting targets on the backs of innocent Americans and Jews all over the world.

    Source: Murder-Death-Kill

    Stalker: Please do your duty and flag my comment as "FUNNY" as per your M.O.

    Todah rabah!

    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-02 05:13 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

    ...targets on the backs of innocent Americans...
    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

    Wasn't he just bleating about how his #1 job is to keep Americans safe? Not doing too good of a job, is he?

    #3 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-03-02 07:53 AM | Reply

    'the "process" of killing untold numbers of Iranians will take approximately four weeks'

    Dick Cheney said much the same about Iraq in 2003.

    Except that he and Donald W. Bush gave themselves a bit more time.

    #4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-02 08:04 AM | Reply

    @3 ...targets on the backs of innocent Americans...
    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS
    Wasn't he just bleating about how his #1 job is to keep Americans safe? Not doing too good of a job, is he?

    #3 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-03-02 07:53 AM | Reply | Flag: Dummkopf Trumpf Sucks at Everything

    Americans are sheltering in place everywhere except on the Falklands only because we aren't there.

    If a bloodthirsty Republican or Likudnik gets whacked because of these two kobolds, the double-edged sword swings both ways, don't it?

    Good riddance.

    But if a a progressive in NYC or an innocent from B'Tselem or Maki in Israel gets plugged, that ain't right and it's on Netanyahu's and Trumpf's heads.


    #5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-02 08:30 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

    I heard this story about 20 years in Iraq.

    A US patrol was about to get ambushed in Anbar province.

    The senior resistance leader suddenly called it off when he recognized one of the US Soldiers.

    "No, not this time. Let this one go."

    That guerilla leader had previously seen the American NCO not acting like a jerk with the Iraqi people.

    #6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-02 08:57 AM | Reply

    Put the fat pedo on a island

    #7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-02 10:52 AM | Reply

    DRAFT BARRON.

    #8 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-03 09:10 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

    Well now, these other countries just don't realize that the US is the hottest country in the world!! And our Dow stock market number is, um, $47,854. We're the best!!
    --Lying MAGA functionaries, from their fantasy world

    #9 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-03 09:45 AM | Reply

    The U.S. Embassy is not in a positionat this time to evacuate or directly assist Americans in departing Israel.

    il.usembassy.gov

    Mike Huckabee tells Americans stuck in Israel they're SOL.

    #10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-03 10:31 AM | Reply

    And our Dow stock market number is, um, $47,854.

    That's low enough for Pam Bondi to stop redacting pedo 47's name from the Trumpstein Files.

    #11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-03 10:40 AM | Reply

    A day late and a dollar short.

    You know what I bet these hundreds of thousands of innocent folks who are all now stuck in a war zone (a war of choice) would have liked?

    A friggin heads up.

    Not to mention the tens of thousands who also cannot get back home in the Middle East.

    #12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-03 11:34 AM | Reply

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