Scotty: nopenopenope. Still made in Canada. One bottling line is in the US, but the main distillery and bottling plant are in Manitoba. Canadians are big on rules when it comes to their liquor, and were it MADE in the US, Crown Royal could not be called Canadian Whiskey. Try it instead of bourbon in an Old Fashioned, and live a little...

Don't worry, fans of domestic violence--Miller's district is so well gerrymandered that he could commit acts of ---------- on the lawn of the Wooster courthouse and still be re-elected...

Let's hope there is a brave local DA to investigate this matter--it's the only way the ICE terrorist thugs will be brought to justice. The Feds will not lift a finger. Remember: ICE tactics are taught, so they are a feature, not a bug...

Who cares? Trump need not face voters again. Instead, he will cling to power for the rest of his tortured life, with his children conducting their own version of "The Hunger Games" to see who comes out on top, at Der Dotard's death, to run what's left of this once-great land.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

I think Canada is a great country. My family and I have visited twice--Toronto and Victoria. We had a fine time in both places, and saw things like excellent food in the food court of a shopping mall, folks waiting patiently for a delayed subway train, clean streets and courteous police.

As for Der Dotard's description of Canadian liquor--ok then. I'll take your Crown Royal off your hands...

Fine. They can keep him...

Don't worry--this hero will get a par---wait, is this right, he has dark skin? Oh well, the judicial system will serve up justice to the injured party...
--Trump White House, reminding Americans that pardons, like open carry, are for white folks only

With all those new defense contracts being handed out, it's time to make bank!
--members of the Trump Crime Family

Don't worry, Toddy will be approved at committee level and by the Senate. Lots of GOP senators will carefully consider the nomination' and search their conscience' before deciding that the only way to avoid the name calling from Der Dotard will be to vote for this creep.as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow ...

His mental illness gets both worse and sadder with each passing day...

Hey, compadre, you can always self-deport, and the beatings will soon stop, for you and your family. They will. Believe me...
--ICE thugs and goons, all of whom will become outcasts in 2029

Pass the SAVE Act and watch millions of women get disenfranchised at the polls this November. Their collective right to vote will be denied, and from all over the Right will come the refrain " But we didn't mean it to work that way. Oh well, we'll fix it for 2028, along with healthcare, Social Security and gas prices. No--we will this time..."

Remember how there were once many, many web browsers, to 'open a portal on the world' and blah blah blah? And now there are only a few browsers still functional and used. AI assistants will face the same fate in the coming year or so. Why? Folks are spending fat stacks on AI, and no one has figured out much about monetizing it to make back the funds spent--except, perhaps, for porn. Watch and see, clip and save...

Real easy: just park Bootsy Death Sentence in a 3 x 5 pen out there, with no food, water or clothing. Have him keep watch for a week, or until he shrivels and expires. Take his eye witness account, and go from there...

Put these creeps in general population in the Dade County jail and we will soon learn how tough they are"or not ...

What? Can't every 747 evade missiles, refuel in midair and carry real books in the library?

I suspect the blabber is actually a large group of people who worked on the plane to install golden toilets, Diet Coke dispensers and warming ovens that keep the McDonald's fries crisp ...

This lady is hopeful her Chinese doppelgnger is 80 pounds lighter ...

Wait. a "fair lawyer'? An attorney is supposed to be a zealous advocate for his/her client, not 'fair'. Trump had a woody for Roy Cohn because the guy was a wolverine for his clients, trying to either rip their throats out or delay proceedings until someone dies. In his present role as chief of retribution, Toddy is doing what his boss wants, and doing so with a cheap veneer of legalistic justification.

For those who haven't been paying attention, when Der Dotard says 'fair' he means 'my side wins and wins bigly'. That is what DD wants from Toddy...

Who cares.

RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Glad that these dumb voters have forgotten all about those Epstein files...
--MAGA functionaries, echoing their spray-tanned idol's musings

Given the mental midgets running the DoD these days, folks on Key Largo can expect an amphibious landing in the near future...

Good for her.

A gentle reminder: avoid windows above the second floor of any building ...

Another reply to the question "What the hell do you have to lose?" could be 'our health, standard of living, real estate values and dignity'. Too bad that Shelby County has been so badly gerrymandered that it is now represented by THREE congresscritters, none of whom will give a Tinker's Damn about their sable constituents...

I think we have another answer to the Trump query "What the hell do you have to lose?". I'll wager that in a day or two, when one Googles the word "fool" this guys mug will appear, 2x life-size...

Wait. Der Dotard now acknowledges that his life was at risk because he flew on Qatari Airlines, but when someone else told the tale of that risk, DD got all bent out of shape. I'm sure that turn of events will have no effect on the attempts to silence those New York Times scribes--none whatsoever. Oh, and it's "The Failing New York Times", which has been failing for, um, about a decade now. Or not...