Well, Islam is one the fastest growing religions in the world, so these 2.08bn global adherents have a new supplicant.

Dummkopf Trumpf doesn't smoke or drink. Check

The Dotard has completed the Hajj. Check

Trumpf praised and rewarded a "Ghazi" in the White House, a former ISIS Emir. Check

Dotard runs charities ("zakat and sadagah.") Check

Trumpf moves money around the world through unofficial means ("hawala") Check

The Dotard is a "Defender of the Faith" by signing an Executive Order protecting a Muslim country (Qatar) Check

Ergo, Dummkopf Haji-Trumpf.

"Alhamdulillah!"