5-4 decision breaking for Hair Furor.

Republicans have a democracy to undermine. They're not about to let a minor detail like 126 years of precedent, the plain meaning of words, legislative history, or compassion for others stop them.

what sex a person identifies as doesn't effect your life in the slightest.
#3 | Posted by Nixon

Yes it does. Like that time my friend was tricked into giving a young "lady" a blowey in a dark alley and she didn't even thank me afterwards.

Hopefully to be replaced by a loop of the "Ay, mi estomago!" Bumblebee Man from The Simpsons. To show that Trump understands their culture and thank them for their votes.

But anyone with a background in biology will know that all human embryos follow a "female" developmental path until the activation of the SRY gene several weeks after conception, which sparks sexual differentiation.

Proving conclusively that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

When Trump was asked why he had pardoned individuals who had been convicted of attacking Capital police officers on January 6th, he seemed to not know that that was the case:
#2 | Posted by OCUser

That's his M.O.

He's got playing dumb down to an art form. That way he never has to take responsibility for anything he does. And the American people go along with it.

The libs are about to find out. [...]
#6 | Posted by THEBULL

You're certainly correct about that.

Personally, I look forward to the next 4 to 12 years of liberal freakouts and impotent wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Sit at home during an election where the alternative was one of the worst human beings to inhabit that office in living memory because of GeNOciDe!!!, etc. and find out...

A vehicle for corrupt foreign influence

It means that the White House is for sale. Anyone seeking to curry favor with Trump - including foreign governments - now has a vehicle to transfer a virtually unlimited amount of money to Trump by driving up the price of $TRUMP coins.

As with all crypto transactions, anyone can purchase $TRUMP anonymously. The only record involves a digital wallet with no public owner. This means a foreign entity could make a large purchase of $TRUMP coins - perhaps boosting $TRUMP's value before Trump sold some of his holdings - and no one would know. It creates an unprecedented and completely opaque method to bribe the President of the United States.

"While it's tempting to dismiss this as just another Trump spectacle, the launch of the official Trump token opens up a Pandora's box of ethical and regulatory questions," Justin d'Anethan, an independent crypto analyst, told Reuters.

All those citizens who decided how to vote based on buttery males and coconut trees are likely focused on what's really important. Like how big Kim Kardashian's butt is today or what sob story Hamas has come up with in the last hour.

Russia warns Trump against seizing Panama Canal

Is Vlad into role-play? He and Trump are going to do bad cop-good cop before Trump drops to all fours and gives him the best oral he can manage with that kisser of his?

Four out of five Trump children pausing for a moment on the news ...

Hope she got a preemptive pardon from Joe!
#18 | Posted by Corky

Pardon or not, Trump should probably have her dragged into the streets and publicly executed for her uppitiness. It's not like anyone is going to stop him. And how else will she learn?

Trump Orders US Withdrawal From WHO

This is good news for the United States funeral industrial complex.

Trump wants to reinterpret the phrasing "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" to mean that the federal government would not recognize automatic birthright citizenship for children born in the U.S. to parents without legal status

It's also to create roadblocks for voting by people who can't prove their parents are citizens. Which most people would have some trouble proving, especially if you are on the poorer side of the economic ladder.

#4 Oh that's right, I forgot [...] world peace.
#5 | Posted by fishpaw

Peace? You've got us there. Trump learned from the classics.

How do you get peace?

The action was launched a day after President Donald Trump declared he was lifting sanctions on ultranationalist Israeli settlers who attacked Palestinian villages.

The move into Jenin, where the Israeli army has carried out multiple raids and large-scale incursions over recent years, comes only two days after the start of a ceasefire in Gaza and underscores the threat of more violence in the West Bank.

Hidden tunnel system found beneath city of Cusco in Peru
Archaeologists in Peru have confirmed centuries of speculation that there is an underground tunnel network underneath the historic Inca city of Cusco near Machu Picchu.

Full of illegal immigrants or Hamas. Maybe illegal Hamas immigrants.

Vote for another ------- loser, Laura. Good luck peeing standing up the next 4 years.
#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

But Jill Stein wasn't a loser. She made it clear that her goal was to help Donald Trump win. And she and Laura achieved that goal.

Yes! time to get them illegals up on outta hyeah. Get to Steppin!
#9 | Posted by THEBULL

Darn tootin'!

Too bad so many of the hostages are dead from Israeli bombs.
#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

True, having their throats ---- from ear to ear by jubilant Palestinians would have been far kinder. Don't feel too bad, some of the survivors received lovely parting gifts.

Three female Israeli hostages released with Hamas gift bags
The bags each contained a necklace, a map of the Gaza Strip, a certificate of release, and photographs taken during their captivity. The hostages were made to pose with the certificate inside the Red Cross vehicle before they left the premises.

Leon finally admitted that he's a Fake Gamer... a cheat who paid others to make his characters win.
#4 | Posted by Corky

Well, that does seem to be a more efficient use of his time.

Like how Trump skips the courting process and goes directly to haggling when he purchases his wives.

In Gracie's world, it's Biden's fault when Trump abuses his authority to improperly target citizens.

It was originally a Buddhist salute before the Nazis co-opted it.
#2 | Posted by REDIAL

I hate Buddhist Nazis!

Elon performs 'Hitler salute' at Trump inauguration rally

You think the Nazis will mind if he borrows it?