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Imagine the following:

PO1135809 gets elected. PO1135809 dies suddenly, two years into his second term. Who takes his place, from the short list? Here's how PO1135809 called each of them onto the stage the other day:

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) " "His name is coming up a lot for vice president!"
Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.) " "As a candidate he did a good job, but as a surrogate he's unbelievable."
Sen. J.D. Vance (R-Ohio) " "He wasn't a supporter of mine at the very beginning... He was saying things like 'the guy's a total disaster' ... any ways I got to know him a little bit... As a non politician, he's become one of the great senators."
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) " "I love your haircut! ... And he's a good man too."
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.) " "[When she ran in 2018] she was like the energizer bunny. She would go from stop to stop to stop."
North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum " "I didn't know this: He was a supporter of my two campaigns. He's a very rich man."
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem " "Somebody that I love. She's been with me, a supporter of mine and I've been a supporter of hers for a long time. "
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) " "A very smart person. She was in upstate New York when I met her ... little did we realize she would be such a big factor."
Rep. Byron Donalds (R-Fla.) " "Somebody who's created something very special politically...I like diversity. Diversit as you would say. I like diversit. [Donors] worth millions of dollars...all want a piece of Byron."
Rep. Wesley Hunt (R-Tex.) " "Another friend of mine... makes the best commercials ... beautiful family."
Rep. Michael Waltz (R-Fla.) " "A man that knows more about the military. When I want to know about the military, I call him."

Pick one who anyone wants to succeed PO1135809 as POTUS.

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