#2

"Curses... foiled again!" - Corky Whiplash

Ha!

Randy's most recent, a Gilbert and Sullivan song parody:

"The judge ruled that there appeared to be "extremely weak to nonexistent" connections between the information sought in the subpoenas and any possible criminal violation.

The subpoenas seek materials "that largely if not entirely relate to constitutionally protected conduct," the judge wrote, noting that Minnesota has the legal right not to devote its resources to enforcing federal immigration law.

The Justice Department "is not conducting a criminal investigation," the judge wrote, "but is instead using the grand jury process for other (unlawful) purposes."

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If it weren't for some Courts in this country, we'd already be doing ""Sieg Heils" to stay out of prison.

#2

Randy may do a Parody of this to some tune from, "My Fair Lady".

I'm an Ordinary Conservative Man

Brain Drain in Spain

I Could Have Switched Parties All Night

Get Me to the Oval Office on Time

I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face (for MTG)

"The Trump administration has vehemently argued that its agreement is stronger than Obama's Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, or JCPOA, despite many analysts and critics arguing it appears to give Iran significant concessions.

Significantly, a number of Republican senators, including those who typically stay quiet, have openly questioned the terms of Trump's Iran negotiations.

Roger Wicker, the chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, said he was "concerned that the memorandum of understanding negotiates away the victories" of the war and that the plan for a $300 billion reconstruction fund would make the financial incentives in the JCPOA "look like a pittance by comparison."

The administration said the US would not contribute to that fund."

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It's not even Tuesday!

- No, you don't.

Annnddd... he's Psychic, too!

The Amazing Sitzbath!

Coming to a Know-it-All convention near you soon!

This is like Bev sporting a pink negligee in a threesome.

"And if I'm out, then I think a lot of other people are out."

"I would not support the Republican Party. There's no chance I would support the Republican Party," Carlson said, adding that the GOP has "betrayed" voters by prioritizing Israel's national security over America's.

"How could I or any American voter support a political party that's not loyal to the United States. That puts the interests of a foreign country above those of its own citizens. It's not possible to vote for people like that, and I'm not going to."

Go deeper: MTG pushes Tucker 2028

Trump's new orders are to arrest the algae and deport them to Nigeria.

This Authoritarian Regime in Iran has defeated the Mighty US... all the while the vast majority of Iranians want them deposed.

Nice trick, eh?

Iranians must be totally wondering why some competent entity doesn't help them instead.

Yeah, it's not like they got it the first time. If they just stuck to the red letter parts, they'd be much better off though.

- pool math.

Who knew someone could be an absolute Expert in literally everything?!

#6

Has yet to discern the difference between Socialism and social democracies... you know, like almost all the Top Ten Happiest Countries in the World have.

Scott "I'll punch you out with my purse!" Bessent?

Perhaps Zelenskyy will drone his posterior for him... though he might enjoy that!

- isn't yet turning enough people to those red-letter words.

Truly, although it is a worthwhile effort.

#36

Then they could adopt Visitor as their 5 year old child.

Of course they did; this is why he will either have to stay in Office indefinitely, leave the country after Office, or go to prison when he's convicted of some of his many crimes.

"And I want to say please take a long step back read the New Testament for all it's worth and you'll find that the the ideology of MAGA and it is an ideology, has become an idolatry, where you're in effect worshiping your own ethnicity and trying to exalt that to hook it into various pictures of what's going on in the Middle East in a way which actually deconstructs complete completely the teaching of Jesus.

What happened to I am meek and lowly in heart and you will find rest for your soul?

What happened to Mark 10 where Jesus says the rulers of this age lord it over their subjects and they boss them and bully them about. We're going to do it
the other way up.

Let the one who wants to be great be your servant. The one who wants to be first be the slave of all because the son of man didn't come to be served but to serve and to give his life as a ransom for many.

In other words, when you look at Jesus in the New Testament, when you read the sermon on the mount, when you read the Nazareth manifesto in Luke 4, when you track back to those great pictures of the wolf and the lamb lying down together in Isaiah and so on, which the New Testament picks up on... what on earth has any of that got to do with the present volatile warmongering MAGA ideology?

So my message to my beloved American friends is please reread the New Testament, kneel at the foot of the cross and learn a different way."

per the above few astute posts... it might be nice to know what most 'Christians' in the US don't understand about their religion:

Lamp... I can't wait for the Trump Tehran Casino Hotel Golf Course and Mosque!

Brooks and Capehart on Trump's record-low economic approval rating

Trump Supporters Blame You For Trump

"A three-time US Olympian and canoeist was arrested on Friday after noticing a partly detached piece of the blue liner and reaching into the water to see what it felt like, he said.

"I didn't vandalize anything," David Hearn, who had been cycling, told the Washington Post. "I didn't destroy or break or peel anything. By the time I realized what was going on, I was being put in handcuffs."

"Trump acknowledges real problems' at reflecting pool after $14m makeover, blaming vandalism'

Donald Trump has blamed "vandalism" for "real problems" at Washington's reflecting pool after an algae bloom in the wake of a $14.2m renovation of the site he declared would turn it "American flag" blue. Paint has also been seen peeling off in the water.

He also made claims that vandals had been arrested.

In a Truth Social post on Sunday afternoon, Trump claimed, again with no evidence whatsoever, that "multiple individuals" had been arrested by US park police for "vandalizing our Nations magnificent Reflecting Poll".

"Who would do such a thing?" Trump wrote. "These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail! Work will begin immediately on its repair."

Trump also claimed in his post that the algae problem was largely under control, suggesting it was "75% gone" and the issue would soon be "completely remedied".

Law enforcement is "actively investigating this situation", he claimed, and "will hopefully have it resolved soon".

The Department of the Interior did not immediately respond to a request for comment regarding Trump's statement."

One might expect the Dome of the Rock to be next... making room for the 3rd Temple.

Then there'll really be a war.