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Thursday, June 18, 2026

WACO, Texas (KWTX) - Texas State Rep. James Talarico, a Democrat running for the U.S. Senate, on Thursday visited Waco to call on Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton to "release the Hoffman Files."

Talarico held a news conference at the McLennan County Courthouse to attack Paxton, his Republican opponent in the senate race.

"Ken Paxton gave Adam Hoffman an Epstein style sweetheart deal," Talarico said, "Ken Paxton had a chance to protect a child. Instead, he protected a child predator."


Former US president Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama arrive at the opening of the Barack Obama Presidential Center in Chicago, Illinois, on June 18, 2026.


Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Construction of Donald Trump's White House ballroom is projected to cost $600 million, significantly more than the president has previously said ... read more


Jesse Welles - 3 hours ago

Because the Trillionaire Thread was closed.


Two of the U.S. Department of Education's biggest responsibilities will shift to other federal agencies: safeguarding student civil rights and supervising programs for students with disabilities. read more


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Everyone Who Hated Me Is Dead
Jesse Welles

1 hour ago

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there were people out in Gaza
now there ain't quite as much
when some humans just ain't human
well you must treat them as such

what is stolen must be taken
when the promise is divine
to bad no one told the kids in Palestine

now I lie me down to sleep
and in peace I rest my head
now that everyone who hated me is dead

there were people up in Canaan
now there ain't quite as many
as it's written in the scrolls
as it's been since the beginning

when my god says you are going
well you'd better get gone
to bad god don't talk to kids in Lebanon

now I lie me down to sleep
and in peace I rest my head
now that everyone who hated me is dead

there are people up in Persia
and there must be many less
we'll destroy the civilization
it's with pride I do confess

there are many who will die
for our god given land
to bad no one told the girls out in Iran

well when wrath comes 'a knocking
for the evil that I've sown
I'll be dead and in my grave
and unable to atone

yes when vengeance comes to port
I won't be among the fell
too bad no one told the kids in Israel

now I lie me down to sleep
and in peace I rest my head
now that everyone who hated me is dead
now that everyone who hated me is dead

[Verse 1]
When I heard the NRA was writing big ass checks
I went right down to VirginiaandI said, "Menext"
They said, "Go ye to theschool and spread the good news"
I said, "I need a bulletproof vest and some good running shoes"
They said, "We got those," I said, "Cool, where at?"
They said, "They're next to the spoons, making everyone fat"

Now I was rolling my eyes like a rolling stone
When Uncle Huckabee called me on the telephone
H said, "I'm raising up money for a people in need"
I said, "Of cours, Uncle Huck, that strip is starving indeed"
He said, "The Lord's at work here, boy, the job ain't done
Son, you need Jesus and Jesus needs guns"

[Chorus]
It makes no sense
One man's terror's another man's defense

[Verse 2]
When the Holy Golden Toad spat him out of his mouth
The techno-billionaire Goblin was about K-holed out
But he left behind Big Balls, like some vestigial tail
Well, them balls went to town and got beat all to hell
Some days the DOGE-ing is easy, some days the DOGE-ing is hard
When the DOGE-ing don't work, you'd better call in the Guard

The Citrus Caesar and the Thielian Prince
Were throwing it all at the wall just to see what would stick
Even I got distracted, that weather was bad
That was the iciest summer that I've ever had
Some days I forget that Cracker Barrels exist
But there ain't no one forgetting about that list

[Chorus]
It makes no sense
One man's crime's another man's intelligence

[Verse 3]
The Nostradamus of Austin cried out to the Lord
He said them frogs might be gay, but I'll still be your sword
While television anchors talked at the air
Does a lie make a noise if there ain't nobody there?
"This ain't no country for cable", said the wisest of men
Honey, crank up the Tucker while I pack me a Zyn

It was getting kinda late, so I went back to the morgue
They were doing the autopsy of July 4th
I said, "Hold the scalpel boys, she ain't dead yet"
I got a parlay in China, we can still win the bet
The technician was drunk on muskadine wine
He said, "I'm going to Mars," I said, "Good riddance, goodbye"

[Chorus]
It makes no sense
You can leave if you want but all your problems go with

[Outro]
Yes, they do

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