10. A longtime Variety reader at the ready.

Hey, Retort. That's some lazy-ass headline writing.

Jell-O is one of the few edible things typically delivered on a hospital tray.

Free Luigi.

2. Agreed. A headline that can run anytime and a poll where the results won't change very much.

Unless conditions change.

Crow.

Each other.

$100 bills.

Never deny the power of the incumbency on the local/state level. Voters have a really hard time accepting that their own representatives are part of the problem. Otherwise we wouldn't have so many yahoos routinely returned to office.

I would welcome a future where the United States is a lesser power, quite frankly. And all the implied superiority that many of its citizens feel falls to them as birthright? Wash it away.

If Trump has pushed us into a second tier of nations, once he's gone, let's relax and enjoy it for awhile. What have we done since 1945 anyway?

3. Yet where is the future? Would you look more toward China or the US?

Yeah, Mom died in 1994.

But there's always David Peel and the Lower East Side. "Happy Mother's Day":

Tut Taylor and Norman Blake, "Sweet Picking Time in Toomsboro, Ga."

Jefferson Airplane, "Mexico"

Live in studio.

Nixon lyrics more apropos today.

Ah, Peter Rowan:

Old and in the Way, "Midnight Moonlight":

12. Miller explains it all in Repo Man.

"Where'd all those people go to?"

Spontaneous generation also a winner.

Embarrassing sums it up.

No vehicle has ever screamed "LOOK AT ME" more than one of these.

Has anyone ever seen one used as a truck?

It's like all the sporty little convertibles being driven around by 80-year-old men. Just go away.

I was thinking this would have been a good kickoff to a music thread.

David Bowie, "Time"

So, this guy threw his life away to participate in a hoax?
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In a very deep pool of data, this is one of the most clueless statements ever.

So, this guy threw his life away to participate in a political cult?

Sound better?

Grits are a classier weapon, but it is Ohio.

Damn. All those people in the nation's biggest cities are nobody.

It's a regular koan.

And that ain't Boaz writing. It's one of the other multipersonality clownz around here.

Thirty spokes around a wheel, but it's the emptiness in the center that makes it all go.

There's your Taoist thought for the day.

Carry on.

I knew it. I freaking knew it.

As I've said, I lived in Central Appalachia for a long time and stayed attuned to theological matters. Personal interest.

For about fifteen years, every weird news story came out of Cleveland, TN. Where this ----- is based.

Stay away from Cleveland, TN, unless you know a reliable moonshiner. And they still exist.

Or there's a Waffle House there.

The man who brought us the 24-hour news cycle. For that he should be reviled.

The Braves were fun to watch under his ownership, though.

And he brought us the incomparable Bill Tush, the original fake news, during rainouts. Jan Hooks, too.

RIP, for all his faults.

Trump fell asleep during a kids' fitness event? Easy fix:

Teenage women's gymnastics competition.

Just keep his hands above the table where we can see them.

18. Yeah, you're right. The press you trust was all over the Dijon Mustard debacle.

They could have just lied to get the point across, but they were just getting into the rhythm.

Let's not forget that the interstates were built for, among other things, plane landings and troop movements.

The Jersey Turnpike is a trip. Still use the same punch-code-type cards for toll payments they were using 60 years ago.

And do you tip the guy who pumps your gas? So many questions . . .

It's as if the man has never learned anything in his entire life other than how to act out.