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But but but ... he didn't specifically say, "I promise".

What? Who is reporting this fake news?

This does not please the Madman who would be King.

Off with their heads!

We had a 10 hour cell service outage here yesterday and you would have thought it was the end of the universe.

#2 | POSTED BY REDIAL

OMG!

Are you ok?

Why do we need farms?

We have plenty of grocery stores!

Similar to a question a Republican once asked ... "why to we need the Weather Service?"

"I get my weather from the Weather Channel!"

And I will never stop pointing out your geographical proximity to truck stop bathroom stalls.

POSTED BY BELLRINGER

How on earth would you know this? Did you plant a tracking device on JPW?

Or do you spend your life looking for liberals in truck stop bathrooms?

You do seem to have a real obsession with truck stop bathrooms.

Is it from personal experience?

Can't wait until the next election when we investigate the investigators of the investigators of the Investigation.

They learned how to successfully ignore a million American dead.

#6 | POSTED BY ZED

Yup. They sure did.

Trumpys new fitness program is just like JFKs except that Trumpy's new fitness program emphasizes the importance of loyalty only to the President for both youth and adults, launching campaigns and challenges to encourage Americans to only watch Fox News attend more Trump rallies.

WolfEpstein

A new take on the old Wolfenstein video game where you get to play the Nazi and the object is to rape as many young girls as you can before you are forced to hide in a bunker and commit suicide.

60 years ago a conman named Trump was portrayed in a 1958 show called Trackdown. It was produced by CBS. In it a conman named Trump said only he could save a town.

By building wall around it.

"But we have actual pictures of Biden sexually assaulting children"

When false memories are causing significant distress or interfering with daily life, it's advisable to seek professional help or guidance.

This is exactly the opposite of the truth.

#5 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

How would you know?

Who won the 2020 presidential elections fair and square?

Trump lied and a million died.

And bozo and the maga maroons didnt learn a damn thing.

Radioactive wasps?

Sweet!

If I let one sting me will I become Waspman?

On my day of judgement Jesus will stand with me and say, "I know him".

"And he is a real dick!"

lol- if only one could be there to see the look on your face as you enter into the nothingness that you will enjoy for an eternity.

You are returning to the exact same place you were existing before you were born. Eternity. Was Jesus there? No? Because there was NOTHING there for you to remember with. Remember? No you don't. And you won't remember your life after death either. For there will be NOTHING for you to remember with.

Sorry. Thems is the laws of this universe.

And as you soon will find out ... Nothing Matters.

A lot.

"The central message of Christianity is we are all born into sin."

And some now believe that the matter of the material world is evil and the body is corrupt because of the temptations it brings upon us.

But the world was good and pure until God entrapped some stupid humans and they inadvertently introduced evil into the universe. And now because of something a human did (maybe did) ages ago we are all born with the mark of "sin" upon us all.

As a child I might have believe such nonsense. But as an adult I think that is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

The older I get and the more familiar I become with the laws of the universe and other religious belief systems humans have developed to try and explain existence the weirder and stranger Christianity becomes to me.

"There's no such thing as human shields. Just collateral damage."

Also pro war tip:

Humans make very poor shields.

"Why is one State with equal rights for all so bad?"

Apparently the wealthy don't and never did want equal rights for all.

Only a maga maroon can explain that to you why that is acceptable to them now.

People don't take kindly to someone telling them they're a sinner.

#108 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Fake Plastic Christians hate science and don't like it when people make fun of their silly myths using science.

Like if you actually believe in Jesus then you will live forever!

In your old rotten body? Or do you get a new one. Will it be a material body at all? How can consciousness exist without a functional brain?

Existing forever seems to have numerous unexplained flaws. What if you were cremated and have no body?

Will you be forever old or forever young? What if you died as an infant? You have to be an infant forever?

If Jesus is gonna violate the laws of this universe to bring you back immaterially then will you even be in this universe anymore?

Oh that's right God can do anything. Except eliminate human suffering and the evil that exists in this current universe.

It would lead us to believe that Trump is clueless about how this stuff actually works.

POSTED BY WHATSLEFT

Trumpy don't need to know how things work.

You will make it work exactly how the Mad King says it works. No more no less.

Or you are fired.

And round up a few democrats and make an example of them to the others who might be considering resisting.

You don't want to become the enemies of the Jews.

Dashing the babies of enemies against the rocks is what their Holy text tells them to do to be happy.

It's generally recommended to get up and move around every few hours, to avoid blood clots.

If you are getting blood clots from just sitting on a plane it's generally recommended that you see a doctor immediately.

The world's largest armster can't dump its hardware?
Tres effin triste.

#1 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

No worries. We can just bomb bomb bomb somebody. Preferably someone brown. Bombing some brown people will make us happy again!

"It seems to appear that this judge is ------- retarded."

Posted by our local magatard.

Hopefully Trump ignores this stupid bitch and deports them anyway.

#13 | POSTED BY THEBULL

There you go. Typical maga maroon. Can't win by supporting the constitution and following the law so you encourage your Dear Leader to violate it.

I know your Dear Leader has convinced you otherwise but encouraging someone to break the law is itself illegal.

It's called "solicitation or incitement".

Most transparent administration ever!

Most Transparent Administration in History
The White House
February 23, 2025