69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tympanie!!

Speaking of -------...

Plonking is for -------.

Former Democrats Trump, Musk, Gabbard and Kennedy are all in cahoots! They're all working to transfer the government to the Clinton Foundation! Hillary and Obama have been in charge all along! Trump is a Democrat plant! It's all a Socialist takeover!

Neville Trump is doing that now.

Trump is no Neville Chamberlain. Chamberlain was an intelligent, accomplished, self-made man, and a patriot, albeit one who made a terrible error in judgment. He didn't try to stage a coup when the British people voted him out in disgust.

Trump is not even a paper tiger. A paper tiger might at least give you a papercut.

Trump is enshrined in the WWE Hall of Fame. Think about that for a minute. Explains everything. He's a kayfabe heel.

"It's pretty basic. You give the audience what they want, they give you their money."

SARSA, which stands for story, anticipation, reality, surprise, action.

WASHINGTON: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s confirmation as Health and Human Services Secretary on Thursday received a rousing thumbs-up from some of his most prominent supporters, the National Alliance of Funeral Directors.

"For years, the funeral industry has suffered as a result of the Democratic Party's unabashed anti-death agenda," the group said in an official statement. "We are confident that Secretary Kennedy will make death great again."

But the confirmation drew a less enthusiastic reaction from one of Kennedy's detractors, the worm who spent several years feasting on his brain.

"As a worm, you'd expect me to be pro-death," the worm said. "But this is insane."

In a more muted comment, Dr. Mehmet Oz said, "Well, at least I won't be the biggest quack in the government."

(The Borowitz Report)