They knew that pet dog was trouble the minute they got him, just didn't know he was capable of murder suicide.

Remider to be sure to check your carbon monoxide detector.

Anyone that can afford to live here is already here. Why would they need a Trump Golden Green Card? It's just another gimmick from the king of gimmicks.

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He got Charlie Manson eyes...

Republican philosophy used to be about of the rule of law, limited government, personal responsibility, moral clarity, fiscal responsibility and family values.

Now it's whatever Trump says.

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Tympanie!!

Speaking of -------...

Plonking is for -------.

Former Democrats Trump, Musk, Gabbard and Kennedy are all in cahoots! They're all working to transfer the government to the Clinton Foundation! Hillary and Obama have been in charge all along! Trump is a Democrat plant! It's all a Socialist takeover!

Neville Trump is doing that now.

Trump is no Neville Chamberlain. Chamberlain was an intelligent, accomplished, self-made man, and a patriot, albeit one who made a terrible error in judgment. He didn't try to stage a coup when the British people voted him out in disgust.

Trump is not even a paper tiger. A paper tiger might at least give you a papercut.

Trump is enshrined in the WWE Hall of Fame. Think about that for a minute. Explains everything. He's a kayfabe heel.

"It's pretty basic. You give the audience what they want, they give you their money."

SARSA, which stands for story, anticipation, reality, surprise, action.

WASHINGTON: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s confirmation as Health and Human Services Secretary on Thursday received a rousing thumbs-up from some of his most prominent supporters, the National Alliance of Funeral Directors.

"For years, the funeral industry has suffered as a result of the Democratic Party's unabashed anti-death agenda," the group said in an official statement. "We are confident that Secretary Kennedy will make death great again."

But the confirmation drew a less enthusiastic reaction from one of Kennedy's detractors, the worm who spent several years feasting on his brain.

"As a worm, you'd expect me to be pro-death," the worm said. "But this is insane."

In a more muted comment, Dr. Mehmet Oz said, "Well, at least I won't be the biggest quack in the government."

(The Borowitz Report)

Liberals never give up power unless it's forcibly removed by the root.

Curious, which law allowed it? Federal? State? Local?

The law as in Johnny Law. Look that up.

Oh, and soggy lice no taste-a nice-h

For me, the end of the republic began in Uvalde Texas when the law allowed children to be massacred while the police waited. Rights and Constitutional order were massacred along with the kids.

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Your premise suggests Trump puts thought into his selections. He does nothing of the sort. He picks the for their -- factor. Qualified? HA!

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Tulsi Gabbard rips Kamala Harris' record on criminal prosecutions

Gabbard was the first one to expose and destroy Kamala Harris. That's why she's disliked.

Trump, Musk, Joe Rogan, Gabbard and RFK were all Democrats 10 years ago.

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preemptive pardon should be illegal in all cases.

Will the courts intervene? (Shrug emoji.)

Therin lies the rub. Musk/Trump can only be as lawless as the DOJ and the courts allow.

Hang Merrick Garland.