annmarie hordern
@annmarie

Iran's state TV reported that the country had evacuated personnel from the three nuclear sites in advance. According to the broadcaster's political deputy, Iran had relocated its nuclear stockpiles from those sites to secure locations.

Oh ----. We bombed empty buildings again.

Timothy Snyder
@TimothyDSnyder

Five things to remember about war:

1. Many things reported with confidence in the first hours and days will turn out not to be true

2. Whatever they say, the people who start wars are often thinking chiefly about domestic politics

3. The rationale given for a war will change over time, such that actual success or failure in achieving a named objective is less relevant than one might think

4. Wars are unpredictable

5. Wars are easy to start and hard to stop

Wall still not built

30 million aliens still in the country

Russia still fighting Ukraine

Inflation sill up

Isreal still occupying DC

But, hey, at least Iran is still out of nukes they don't have

no major countries rushing to Iran's defense, militarily or diplomatically.

Many Nations Ready To Supply Iran With Their Nuclear Warheads: Top Putin Aide Mr Araghchi has said that he will have 'serious consultations' with the Russian leader, hours after the United States entered the Iran-Israel conflict by striking three key Iranian nuclear sites last night.

Laura,

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

BREAKING: Donald Trump's 2024 campaign has retroactively been endorsed by George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Hillary Clinton and the ghost of John McCain.

WASHINGTON: In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

"My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist," said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. "I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely."

"Barron's mission was to obtain a note from the doctor," Trump added. "Mission accomplished."

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.

(The Borowitz Report)

Cutting all social programs wouldn't make a dent in the deficit. Closing military installations and cutting military budgets would. Bring troops home to defend the border. Sell off military assets or donate them to police and fire departments. Leave grandma's pension alone.

Now, let me get this straight.

Power hungry governor Tim Walz orders a hit on a US Senator while he was running for VP? You'd have to be an obviously deranged murderous imbecile to believe it, much less write it down. Do you dumb ------- ever listen to yourselves?

Mesothelioma killed my good friend. It also killed Warren Zevon and Steve McQueen. ---- Cancer.

Voters don't give a ---- about social issues. They care about their pocketbook.

ScottS

Not American. Opinion disregarded.

I was 12 and in Manhattan Beach. One day all the trash cans and telephone poles were covered with stickers of the shark image. Nobody knew what it was about. Two weeks later the movie was released. I had to see it. Waited in line. After that the summer at the beach was completely ruined. Promotion like that can't happen anymore.

MAGA voted for:

NO WARS
Cheap gas
No taxes
Cheap groceries
MAHA

None of these things has happened.

We are in this awful place for a lot of reasons.

But mostly because of the incompetent ---------- named Merrick Garland.

"I ain't got no medical insurance but at least I gots a shotgun."

You're being robbed blind.

who is a real american,

A real American would capitalize American.

Jesus Christ.

BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly wondered aloud if he should resign because his trade deals are going nowhere, inflation is still bad, he's floundering on Ukraine, the Israelis ruined his Iran Deal, and millions more people protested him today than came to D.C. and his tariff bluffs were called by the entire world, and his economic policies are crippling existing industries instead of fostering new ones, and the House budget bill is a surprisingly unpopular -----------, and he's got bribee's remorse on the expensive Qatari plane, and he's finally a real billionaire cause of all his crypto grifts, but he can't enjoy it cause he has to live in the White House, and sit through the boring Fox News style briefings Tulsi Gabbard nags him to watch, and he has FOMO cause all the other dictators have way more fun.

According to Netanyahu and other sources, Trump had full prior knowledge of Israel's attack and gave it his blessing while pretending to be negotiating with the Iranians as a cover.

If this is true, then the US is already at war with Iran as we facilitated an aggressive sneak attack by our "proxy"
with our weapons.

Tucker Carlson (who I trust a ---- of a lot more than Netanyahu) told Steve Bannon that he knows for a fact that this isn't true. He claims that Witkoff and Trump were negotiating in good faith and wanted to avoid this war and reach an agreement.

If this is true, Trump is the most impotent ----- of a leader imaginable. He's allowing one side of a war, who clearly wants to drag us in, to lie about our involvement while not correcting the record.

Either way, Trump has betrayed MAGA and every principle of America First. He is no longer worthy of any of our support. He probably never was.

@ComicDaveSmith

Here's the way the scam works.

1. Market a Chinese made phone as made in the USA
2. Pay MAGA influencers to promote it.
3. Subscribe nitwit MAGA buyers to phone service plan
4. Sell the subscribers to a larger carrier
5. Get rich and laugh at the gullible morons

Point being it looks like a false flag.

I bet he's found Vince Foster'ed.

* Appointed by Tim Walz

Semantics.

Lets Recap

A White Nationalist Racist

Working in all Black Congo and Middle Eastern countries.

Worked in a Security Guard Institution

Worked for Tim Walz

Worked at 7/11

Loved working in the morgue

Kills two politicians because he voted for Trump according to the friend for the first time leaving the Democrats.

Leaves a Manifesto and Fliers

Spotted by police officer and gets in shootout at 57 years old. Overpowers police officer and gets away like Batman.

Goes to house calls roommate says "I done some terrible things Henry. I got to run. I'm going to break my car window, so it looks good.

Gets into another car and vanishes into the ether defeating every law enforcement agency in America!

Have I missed anything?

How'd they even know exactly who did it within minutes?

This is all starting to sound very Thomas Crooks.

WASHINGTON: Donald J. Trump's long-wished-for military parade was abruptly canceled on Saturday after it emerged that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had inadvertently invited the Houthi rebels.

Though Hegseth defiantly told reporters, "I did not text parade plans," a mass invite from his Signal account was sent to the Houthis, Iran's Supreme Leader, and The Atlantic's Jeffrey Goldberg.

In an official statement, the Houthis said they were "saddened" to lose the chance to show off their military hardware, adding, "We already packed our drones."

(The Borowitz Report)

#6

This is not true Hoffman voted against it.