Trump's Easter message. It's an Easter miracle!

"We're fighting wars. We can't take care of daycare. You got to let a state take care of daycare, and they should pay for it too. They should pay. They'll have to raise their taxes, but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up," Trump said. "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection.

"I can't get a ballroom approved. It's pretty amazing, right?" Trump also said in the speech. "If I was a king, we'd be doing a lot more. I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king."

Congratulations to new Attorney General Bob Loblaw.

Our government may suck horribly, but NASA continues to be a reminder that humanity is capable of so much more than it typically delivers and that, maybe, we can have a hopeful future.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

My standards are so low at this point that I will vote for a presidential candidate who promises not to endlessly ------- whine about everything

"My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching."

-My Trump-loving 32 year-old son's text a couple days ago.

Chaplain Hegseth will tell you about how the free world will conquer Muslims with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a ------ for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

-H.L. Mencken

Screw that. They ban stuff because it's actually good for you. They don't want you to live long enough to be a drain on society. Cigarettes and alcohol are medicine. Big Macs and Twinkies are performance enhancing drugs. Organic and non-GMO are a scam.

Just another good ol' Trump Pump and Dump.

Republicans break into your house, shoot your dog, loot your silverware drawer, crack your safe, raid your refrigerator and eat your last ham sandwich.

Democrats break into your house, shoot your dog, loot your silverware drawer, crack your safe, raid your refrigerator and leave you a ham sandwich.

America isn't this way because Trump is president, Trump is president because that's how America is.

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Trump and Pooty dream about invading and splitting up Europa.

Trump lied to your face after he killed a bunch of little girls.

Donald Trump

This stupid, fat ------------ wants you to forget that he and his friends used to ---- little girls for fun.

Which Lumper is this guy?

The one getting anally on Rikers.

Myth? Bankrupting two casinos wasn't enough.

Markwayne Mullin is just as insane as Kristi Noem. Remember: Trump needs a scapegoat for the midterms. The face will change, the policies will continue.

DC isn't our capital. It's Tel-Aviv.

"Capitol Hill is Israeli occupied territory."

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GW Bush had the wisdom of not attacking Iran. Let that sink in.

WTF has the FBI been doing for the last 20yrs?

Protecting big-money pedophile sex-trafficking donors.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.