"John Wayne died with 40 pounds of crap impacted in his colon."
Better to have a heap of solid ---- impacted where it belongs than to regurgitate it multiple times daily through one's preferred social media platform of choice.
"I have a colostomy"
Coincidentally, so does Trump, although his stoma is shaped in the form of a snarky, pursed-lipped blonde at a podium and the container used to collect and store his ---- is a red and white cesspool known as MAGA.
"#3 I see you never got around to responding to this comment, Nerfherder."
Good catch!