Jonestown Guyana had hundreds of cultists who drank the poison-laced KoolAid.

The only difference is that Dementia Donny would charge them $199 for the glass of KoolAid and they'll gladly pay it.

Pedo sees his doctors which means another six weeks of hearing how he can identify a squirrel on a dementia test that does not have a picture of squirrel on it.

almost 7 in 10 believe a recession is likely in 2026 -- and about their own ability to cover expenses.

"It's just wonderful that Americans are maxxing out their credit cards for groceries and fuel."

-Kevin Hassett.

I'm sure he will totally not shake them down for exemptions from his tariffs....again.

8 Disney cruise ships raided for child exploitation

You lick the boots for the largest group of child predator apologists and rapists. Your opinion on the subject matter is worthless.

Just a reminder that Bobby Brainworms fired ALL THE STAFF RESPONSIBLE FOR TRACKING OUTBREAKS ON CRUISES.

Right now the GOP is just interested in stealing as much as they can personally before it all collapses due to their negligence.

I'm sure that he will declare himself the fittest president ever and totally not prone to falling asleep in meetings, can 1000% walk a straight line, 1000% is not decomposing in front of our eyes on a daily basis and is 6'4" and 235 lbs with a body fat % of 2.

Self awareness requires something Ted lacks.... intelligence.

Fat Wolverine looks like he was fired from the bowling alley for f**king the shoes.

the Supreme Court must be cautious about overruling precedent,

Wha?

Like Roe v Wade?

All you idiots that voted for the orange chomo to:

- End the war in Gaza
- End the war in Ukraine
- Lower grocery prices
- Lower utilities
- Lower gas prices
- Cut spending
- Release all the Trumpstein files

Can you taste the stupid yet?

#5 My Orange Chomo calculator says that percent is "Winning", when asked again it says "-60000%"

#1 That and Obama was waving around his Nobel in an interview with Colbert and subtly backhanding stinky.

Netanyahu blamed social media for Israel's crumbling support in the US

Right wing fascists love playing the victim card.

#3 That's what happens when you have lifetime appointments.

Mom had a perfect way to describe Republic*nts....

She'd say...

"They're ----."

That's because the orange chomo is nothing but a useless russian tool.

This -------- is why we can't have education, good roads, health care and solvent social security.

But just last week he said that Iran was agreeing to all of his demands and begging to surrender.

Just one more tax cut for billionaires will fix it.

Here's a haiku for all the dummies so easily duped out of their money (again):

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA F**k You

Thank god that he was not president in 1942. We'd all be speaking German now.

That would be kidnapping.

We are in week ten of a war that was supposed to last two weeks that we won nine weeks ago.
Not
A
Chance
Hormuz
Opens.

He is perfectly aligned with MAGAt "family" values.