Trump's people think vetting is something you do for your pets.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Now he's a good cop.

All those folks in Michigan and elsewhere who voted for Trump thinking he'd end the war in Gaza are now finding out exactly how foolish that was.

Yeah she should never have been even contacted by the police. We used to go miles on our bikes.

"Only the best people."

It's whiskey when it's Irish.

Another good one

For John Dillinger and hope he is still alive
Thanksgiving Day, November Twenty-eighth, 1986
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons
Destined to be ---- out through wholesome American guts
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison
Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum
Of challenge and danger
Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin
Leaving the carcasses to rot
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes
Thanks for the American dream
To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through
Thanks for the KKK
For ------------- lawmen feeling their notches
For decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers
Thanks for laboratory AIDS
Thanks for Prohibition
And the war against drugs
Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind their own business
Thanks for a nation of finks
Yes
Thanks for all the memories, all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache and you always were a bore
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
Of the last and greatest of human dreams

The cops in Clio just down the road are as crooked as a dog's back leg.