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For John Dillinger and hope he is still alive Thanksgiving Day, November Twenty-eighth, 1986

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For John Dillinger and hope he is still alive
Thanksgiving Day, November Twenty-eighth, 1986
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons
Destined to be ---- out through wholesome American guts
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison
Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum
Of challenge and danger
Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin
Leaving the carcasses to rot
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes
Thanks for the American dream
To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through
Thanks for the KKK
For ------------- lawmen feeling their notches
For decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers
Thanks for laboratory AIDS
Thanks for Prohibition
And the war against drugs
Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind their own business
Thanks for a nation of finks
Yes
Thanks for all the memories, all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache and you always were a bore
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
Of the last and greatest of human dreams

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2024-11-27 10:40 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Oooh, cool thread! I remember reading this.

William S. Burroughs had an uncle named Horace who was also an opiate addict. Horace's father (and Burroughs' grandfather) was the inventor of the adding machine, and became a millionaire by age 35. Unfortunately, both he and his wife died young and left two baby daughters and two young sons- Horace and Burroughs' father (Mortimer) to inherit the considerable fortune. Mort was responsible with his money, but not so Horace. As soon as he came of age to start spending the $$$ he did, and he quickly became a morphine addict. In 1914 William Burroughs was born and the Harrison Narcotics Law went into effect. Opiates became much harder to come by and by that time ol' Horace had pretty much exhausted his inheritance. During one crazed search, Horace the junkie had a complete breakdown and viciously slashed his arm with a piece of broken glass in order to get admitted to a hospital so he could be administered opiates for the pain. Apparently, the amount given wasn't enough to satiate the poor addict. In complete desperation, he slashed his wrists in his hospital bed and there he bled out and snuffed it.

Horace became a hero of sorts to his nephew William, who idealized his lifestyle and then followed in his footsteps- squandering his considerable inheritance on dope and travel and living the life of a bohemian at-leisure.

Burroughs had many libertarian/right-leaning, midwestern ideals, believed a lot in pseudo-science and embraced the American gun culture, so he might very well have been a proto-MAGA, although he was a pragmatist and would have rejected much of their inane political and economic theories. I wrote my last college paper on his obsessive interest in the scientific theories of Wilhelm Reich. One of the great yet imperfect white American men of the early 20th century.

#2 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-11-27 12:22 PM | Reply

Some baboon has cut my cocaine with Saniflush! --Dr. Benway

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-27 12:33 PM | Reply

Another good one

William S. Burroughs - When did I stop wanting to be president

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2024-11-27 12:50 PM | Reply

Naked lunch at Alice's restaurant.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-27 08:03 PM | Reply

It always seemed odd to see limos with celebs cruising Lawrence, KS to see Bill.

#6 | Posted by morris at 2024-11-28 12:46 PM | Reply

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