"And good lookin' bikini teams!"

True. And one of their neighbors has good lookin' air force flags!

"It's not safe to speak out against Israel in America."

Meh. It's not safe to speak out against anything that doesn't toe the party line in whatever context you're in.

This article originally appeared in "DUH!" magazine.

Have they mentioned precious bodily fluids yet?

You have give at least one thing to Trump: he is a master-class troller. That is why ordinary trolls either admire him or envy him.

Of course he is. Did anyone think he wouldn't? LOL

" Election DAY should be election DAY."

Be honest, were you cheering on Al Gore when he tried suppress / throw out overseas military ballots that didn't arrive by Election Day?

If so, then you may be consistent on this. If not, well . . .

" Article on MSN states "the ruling was 6-3, but the court was split 5-4 on whether Congress could vote to do away with birthright citizenship. "

So basically like Bush v Gore. That ruling was 7-2, but they were split 5-4 on whether to do an equally dubious alternative .

Repeat a lie often enough, enough marks will believe it.

WC = water closet?

"Tang"

The clan?

"After the midterms, Turkey is likely to enter into a longterm, trilateral nuclear security agreement with both Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. Essentially a nuclear umbrella"

Nope. There have been exploratory talks about them joining mutual defense pact, but it did not involve sharing nukes or any kind of nuclear umbrella with Turkiye. SA and Pakistan have already said they want their agreement to remain bilateral.

"I'm Tuck, and I'm . . . out . . . a . . . heeeeere."

-obscure MTV reference

You guys are all wrong about the Epstein files. The Epstein files never existed.

It was always The Epstain Files.

For those in power, anything that allows them to stay in power is a victory.

"All criticism of Trump is fair.
All of it."

Really? Even the fat jokes and the homophobic innuendo?

"It also makes sense to point out he wouldn't've had to backtrack if he hadn't been an idiot in the first place."

The TACO meme is a crappy way to do that. At best, it undermines the valid criticism being made by making it look like he'll be attacked no matter what he does, at worst it could potentially delay or prevent reversals on critical issues. But hey, go ahead and double down again something that you know is stupid and counterproductive.

"the meaning of life in Arnold's biopic about the death of Jayne Mansfield"

You're almost there...

"Because it's an easy example of his mindless cuts to government that make no sense and will later cost us even more to correct or reinstate later. ( Chesterton's Fence)"

It makes sense to criticize him for doing it in the first place, but not for backtracking on it.

Just wait until the US "fundamentally transforms" its relationship with Iran. If you think Israel was bad...

The ironic thing is Iran probably sees themselves just like Israel did after the 1967 war.

"You Betrayed Us"

Anybody who though lt he wouldn't do that was and is a fool.

The punchline from the Joker movies is very apt here.

Process them and make government cheese out of them.

This is a perfect example of why the "TACO" meme sucks. Unless you actually wanted him to completely shut down the monitoring system, why would anyone flame him for reversing course on this particular issue?

"Google's AI, btw, has self-admitted errors.

Not only errors, but it also missed a lot of nuance and easter eggs, just like when you ask people about "gist" of things.

"Not too lazy, I just have other things to do than sit through an hour+ long youtube video to learn something I could read in a couple minutes."

Given the amount of time you spend on this board, not to mention the amount of time you've already spent making excuses not watch it, I don't believe you.