you got back to lines that no longer have any ability to sway the public.

#31 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

You Nazis will provide the lines.

In all seriousness, go down to the grocery store and buy oranges TODAY.

You're going to miss them.

These actions will directly make life for all Americans, worse.

#12 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK A

There will be a ripple effect.

Bad things are going to happen to MAGA and I genuinely wonder if they will understand why?

#5 zed needs his slaves!

#6 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

You don't get it. I will afford oranges.

MAGA is losing it's slaves.

Of course, MAGA could all go a' picking, and get this harvest in.

I mean, these are American jobs that are now going begging for, er. Americans.

The news says that almost all citrus harvesting has stopped. That mostly hits the Red States. No more oranges from Arizona and no more ruby red grapefruit from Texas.

Or, at least, no more of them that MAGA can afford.

This is frankly bizarre.

MAGA voted for Donald to come raid their kitchens.

I'd advise them to make lemon aide out of lemons, but lemons are also citrus.

I wonder if MAGA knows that?

Please provide links to actual 1930's and 40's Nazi's doing exactly what Elon did Clown.

#28 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

You know, all that happened here was a man already a Nazi giving a straight-armed salute, a gesture then everyone naturally identified as being Nazi.

It's nothing more than context.

Kind of funny for the rest of you Nazis to get upset about it. Everyone knew this was coming.

There is a profound mystery in all of this.

MAGA was told and told and told that this day would come.

Is this the day they wanted? I don't think so. So why did they let it happen?

Why bitch and moan for years about grocery prices and then make sure that those same prices went way the hell up"

Madness. Just madness. These people have to be mentally ill, all of them. They don't live in a world of cause and effect.

I a sure that MAGA will adapt readily to a diet of beans and rice.

Eggs, oranges, and hamburger will become become dim memories and then stories told to MAGA children, who will refuse to believe them.

And he wants the MAGA states to do the next hurricane, tornado swarm, biblical fire---And their aftermaths----All on their own.

To which I say:

These brave, forward-looking, emotionally centered, and above all rich MAGA never needed any god-damned FEMA.

Their heroic responses to having their homes burned to the ground will be the stuff of legend.

MAGA cuts off its nose to spite its face.

Happy recession, idiots.

possibly banned.

#2 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

I expect this website to be banned and I expect that it's a possibility that many of here will be investigated and charged with something,

ATTENTION NEWSWEEK...

...You are about to be attacked / reviled and possibly banned.

#2 | POSTED BY SHRIMPTACODAN

Brown Shirts do such things.

We told you that you'd grow comfortable with the Nazi thing.

It's taken you, what? Forty-eight hours since El Jefe was sworn in?

Biden did the right thing.

Donald is at war with his own people, and we the people need protection.

Pardoning people like Fauci was a wonderful thing, but we all know Donald will still come after all of them.

They damaged his fee-fees. Only jailing them or killing them can make up for that.

If we ever met in person I'd have your head buried in a toilet and I'd be flushing.

#311 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Oh, hell, man. We'd shoot you dead before you could get a grip on us.

Zed's toe clippings are more intelligent than you

#308 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

It was only this morning that I had a discussion with one of them on the mind of Witgenstein.

During his first term Trump went all in on domestic production.

#306 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER AT

We were the world's number one producer of oil during the Obama Administration.

Yeah, Donald took credit for that.

Trump turning his head at the precise moment prevented an a successful assassination.

#294 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Yep. Magic trick.

#5 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

You have never heard of the word "megalomaniac", have you.

Donald is a braggadocious bitch who is selling wolf tickets because he really does think he is a god.

I hope that you pay for his insanity first.

"We can do it the easy way, or the hard way "

So is the Prince of Peace threatening war, AGAIN, or is he just being a loud mouth, AGAIN?

The correct answer is both.

You know, if there is a war, then kiss your eggs and hamburgers good bye.

He (Donald) also just put Russia in it's place

#5 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Putrin's not afraid of his pet.

Now we all know that some ridiculous percentage of these people voted Republican.

Deadpool for the first airstrikes and/or special ops against Venezuela, El Salvador, and of course Mexico?

Donald is setting the stage for a war.

so, they aren't really dead?

#287 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Oh, no. They are dead as door nails. Killing them just made the tricks easier.

Donald is a modern day Borgia.

The noxious orange pedo is demanding an apology.

#12 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT

He got hurt, good.

The man has as much mercy in him as the average concentration camp commandant.