Saturday, December 07, 2024

Trump Fragrances for Christmas!

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I just wanted to let everyone know that there's a great Christmas gift idea, and it's exactly what we've all been hoping for: a new line of Trump perfumes!

You're welcome!

Posted by Corky at 03:40 PM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

New from the Con-Man in Chief!

Be a Proud Trumper, Order Now!!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2024-12-07 03:46 PM

What does it smell like?? Turd scent???

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-12-07 03:47 PM

Be a Proud Trumper, Order Now!!

Fear not, they will. I guess he can't bilk them for campaign/legal cash anymore so he has to go back to selling cheap Chinese junk at highly tariffed prices.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-12-07 03:48 PM

I'm picturing BillJohnson naked, wearing only his Trump guitar, Gold Tennis Shoes, and both the male and female version of FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! cologne/perfume!

He's closing followed by Trumpbringer, who appears to be arguing that tax payers should indeed provide monetary security for bitcoins.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2024-12-07 04:14 PM

I'm picturing BillJohnson naked, wearing only his Trump guitar, Gold Tennis Shoes, and both the male and female version of FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! cologne/perfume!

He's closing followed by Trumpbringer, who appears to be arguing that tax payers should indeed provide monetary security for bitcoins.

Posted by Corky at 2024-12-07 04:14 PM | Reply

That's a visual that I DID NOT NEED TO HAVE!!!!!!!! Thank You very much.

#5 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-12-07 04:18 PM

They're bottling up the fumes from his diapers?

BullBringer has already preordered three cases.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-12-07 04:22 PM

Eau De Putin's -------- will be a popular stocking stuffer in magadonia.

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-12-07 11:44 PM

------- Cartoon

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-12-08 08:27 PM

@#8 ... Cartoon ...

You are being too kind.

As a person who grew up on Looney Tunes cartoons (can you say Bugs Bunny? I knew you could), the cartoon appellation is too much of a compliment for Pres-elect Trump's behaviour hawking that perfume.

Maybe, ~sap-sucking ingrate~ might be a better appellation?


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#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-12-08 08:42 PM

Pursuit of Happiness - I'm An Adult Now (1986)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
Well, I don't hate my parents
I don't get drunk just to spite 'em
I got my own reasons to drink now
I think I'll call my dad up and invite him

I can sleep in till noon any time I want
Though there's not many days that I do
Gotta get up and take on that world
When you're an adult, it's no clich, it's the truth

'Cause I'm an adult now
I'm an adult now
I've got the problems of an adult
On my head and on my shoulders
I'm an adult now
...


Questions emerge...


#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-12-09 12:33 AM

What does it smell like?? Turd scent???

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-12-07 03:47 PM | Reply

Guiliani Flop Sweat

Elon Gin and Tonic

Trump Bronzer and Full Depends

Jr's Coke Baggie.

Putin's Armpit.

#11 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-12-09 10:09 AM

#10 Quit spamming.

#12 | Posted by shoeless at 2024-12-09 10:21 AM

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