Not many people know this, but there was a time not too long ago - you could say roughly between the day Jesus, Jon Batiste, and Madonna took down the last velociraptor on the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Gulf of America back before a lot of stuff - People don't know this. Why not? Maybe we should start a Department of Education or something? So between that time and the other one, well, wouldn't you know? The US Army goes and enlists buffaloes! Yes, no, really, four legs, horns, Buffalo Soldiers they were called, the women troops known as "Gals" and the men known either as "Bill" or"Bob." You can't get this sort of stuff from books, I'll tell you that.
~ Old Senescent