Easter is that magical time of year when chocolate bunnies mysteriously lose their ears, and kids suddenly develop the speed of Olympic sprinters during egg hunts. Families gather to celebrate with colorful eggs, tasty treats, and, of course, the time-honored tradition of sharing Easter Dad Jokes that are so cheesy, they could outshine a plate of nachos. And what's Easter without dads slipping in their classic one-liners between bites of ham? Whether they're cracking yolks about egg-cellent adventures or delivering puns so bad they make the Easter Bunny consider early retirement, Easter Dad Jokes add that special dose of groan-worthy humor to the holiday fun.
Why did the Easter Bunny like the bedtime story? The story had a "hoppy" ending.
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully? He was charged with eggstortion.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
@#16 ... It's "Cummins" ...
Not surprisingly, you are correct.
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... Reach new heights with the available High-Output 6.7L Cummins® Turbo Diesel I6 engine and the impressive capability of the new TorqueFlite® HD eight-speed automatic transmission. Working together, this mighty challenge-crushing pickup truck offers 430 maximum horsepower and Best-in-Class available base diesel torque of 1,075 pound-feet. ...
@#23 ... The people who actually drive them say "Cummings" because illeterate . ...
So, now, is your current alias trying to deflect to call "illiterate" those good people who have purchased that vehicle?
An interesting aspect of the Cummins engine ...
Where Are Cummins Engines Built And Who Makes Them?
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... Cummins diesel engines have built a reputation for being tough, dutiful, and very reliable.
The mid fourth-generation 6.7-liter 24-valve, first and second-generation 5.9-liter 12-valve, late second-generation and third-generation 5.9-liter 24-valve, as well as mid fourth-generation 6.7-liter 24-valve, in particular, have been highly praised by fans for their dependability.
To go with that durability, Cummins engines deliver good fuel economy, plenty of power and torque, as well as smooth, responsive performance. For all of their attractiveness and popularity, however, Cummins engines can be a bit of a mystery if you don't take a particular interest in car engines.
Cummins engines are made by Cummins Inc., a leading American multinational corporation founded in 1919 as Cummins Engine Co. by Clessie Cummins (with the support of William G. Irwin). Cummins Inc. designs and manufactures its own engines, which have found applications in cars, marine, and other uses.
The Indiana-based giant has many production locations where it makes its engines, including the Rocky Mount Engine Plant (RMEP) in North Carolina, Jamestown Engine Plant (JEP) in New York, Columbus Midrange Engine Plant (CMEP) in Indiana, as well as Cummins Darlington Plant in the UK. Cummins also has plants in India where it makes engines for
off-highway applications like excavators, tractors, haul trucks, cranes, and generators, among others. ...
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