Sunday, April 20, 2025

100 Funny Easter Dad Jokes for the Whole Family in 2025

Easter is that magical time of year when chocolate bunnies mysteriously lose their ears, and kids suddenly develop the speed of Olympic sprinters during egg hunts. Families gather to celebrate with colorful eggs, tasty treats, and, of course, the time-honored tradition of sharing Easter Dad Jokes that are so cheesy, they could outshine a plate of nachos. And what's Easter without dads slipping in their classic one-liners between bites of ham? Whether they're cracking yolks about egg-cellent adventures or delivering puns so bad they make the Easter Bunny consider early retirement, Easter Dad Jokes add that special dose of groan-worthy humor to the holiday fun.

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Why did the Easter Bunny like the bedtime story? The story had a "hoppy" ending.

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully? He was charged with eggstortion.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.

Comments

Here's a nice Easter message from the demented-------------.

Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten!"

"Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing " But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!"

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-20 11:02 AM

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