Easter is that magical time of year when chocolate bunnies mysteriously lose their ears, and kids suddenly develop the speed of Olympic sprinters during egg hunts. Families gather to celebrate with colorful eggs, tasty treats, and, of course, the time-honored tradition of sharing Easter Dad Jokes that are so cheesy, they could outshine a plate of nachos. And what's Easter without dads slipping in their classic one-liners between bites of ham? Whether they're cracking yolks about egg-cellent adventures or delivering puns so bad they make the Easter Bunny consider early retirement, Easter Dad Jokes add that special dose of groan-worthy humor to the holiday fun.
Why did the Easter Bunny like the bedtime story? The story had a "hoppy" ending.
Why was the Easter Bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully? He was charged with eggstortion.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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