Thursday, May 01, 2025

Bondi Claims Trump Has Saved 258 Million American Lives

President Donald Trump held a rare televised Cabinet meeting on Wednesday to commemorate the achievements of his first 100 days in office, which include gutting large parts of the federal government, starting an economically damaging trade war, and wrongfully deporting innocent people to El Salvador. "We have a lot of things going," Trump said, accurately enough. Trump's Cabinet members, including Treasury secretary Scott Bessent and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, spoke in glowing, sycophantic terms about their boss. But Attorney General Pam Bondi took it a step further, claiming that Trump had actually saved the lives of around two out of every three Americans. Bondi cited recent fentanyl seizures as the reason for this supposedly momentous accomplishment.

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Attorney General Pam Bondi took it a step further, claiming that Trump had actually saved the lives of around two out of every three Americans. Bondi cited recent fentanyl seizures as the reason for this supposedly momentous accomplishment.

But, on the other hand, Trump has harshed the buzz of two out of three Americans.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-01 10:06 AM

Trump isn't the President we need but the President we deserve.

#2 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-05-01 12:19 PM

I Wonder if Bondi knows the orange stain on her nose from being up Trumps ass is permanent and doesn't come off.

#3 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-05-01 12:57 PM

Now we know where Vernon's calculator went!

#4 | Posted by mattm at 2025-05-01 01:01 PM

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