Thursday, November 06, 2025

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy'

Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

Posted by qcp at 02:41 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

Ha! Ha!

Or should I say..

Womp! Womp!

I do hope that ICEhole has recovered from his injuries and the trauma.

#1 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-06 02:45 PM

I bet Sean Dunn will be invited to several late night TV shows, podcasts, etc etc.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-06 02:55 PM

...prosecutors entered into evidence a nasty mayo/mustard stain 'which may never, ever come out, Your Honor'!

#3 | Posted by Wardog at 2025-11-06 03:01 PM

I'm appalled that they acquitted this guy. He ruined a perfectly good sandwich. Shame on them.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-11-06 03:04 PM

This proves that the DOJ will try to convict a ham sandwich.

AND that Drumpf's Gestapo are actually total Karens.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-06 03:13 PM

Lairmore had testified that the sandwich "exploded all over" his chest and claimed he could smell mustard and onions. But a photo showed that the sandwich was still in its wrapper on the ground after it hit Lairmore in his bulletproof vest.

#6 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-06 03:15 PM

Smartphone cameras are probably the most important invention in the past 25-30 years.

#7 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-06 03:22 PM

Like everything else Trump touches, the DoJ is dying and is turning into a sad joke.

I suspect acquittals in cases brought by them will be a common occurrence as a reasonable person's means of resisting this garbage.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-06 04:16 PM

Hold onto your Heinz!

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-06 04:22 PM

#4

Go make a donation, ------.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-06 04:23 PM

Pirro is a clown.

#11 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-11-06 04:24 PM

Well done to the DC jury pool.

#12 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-06 05:06 PM

Lairmore had testified that the sandwich "exploded all over" his chest and claimed he could smell mustard and onions. But a photo showed that the sandwich was still in its wrapper on the ground after it hit Lairmore in his bulletproof vest.
#6 | Posted by qcp

So perjury. HAHA!

#13 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-11-06 05:34 PM

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