The Dunning-Kruger Times is a parody site that openly acknowledges that nothing posted on the site is real. The sites also says that if you believe anything they publish then "you should have your head examined." I guess that means Donald Trump is going to need another visit to the doctor because he shared a claim on social media from the site which stated that Barack Obama has received $40M in royalties from the US Government for the use of the name Obamacare. A White House spokesperson did not dispute that Trump believed the report was real. Donald Trump is a very stupid man.
Blotto - I Wanna Be A Lifeguard (1980)
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Lyrics excerpt ...
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Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
CHORUS
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
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