I lived in the Ninth Congressional District for a quarter-century, the southwestern one they are keeping. Morgan Griffith (R) is a complete clown, and he can shave about as well as Yassir Arafat.

Then again, I was at the town hall when Rick Boucher--the incumbent Dem in 2008 (I believe), who had held things together for a long time--asked about what became Obamacare, he literally said he'd do whatever the hospitals told him to do.

Got booed by his own constituents.

Got booted from Congress that fall.

And Morgan Griffith, who started out as just a tea-party jag-off, now falls in line with Gohmert et al.

I Heart Coal . . . and Trump. While I lived there, people would ask, "Where are all the Black people?" The ones who are there keep pretty quiet.