Monday, November 24, 2025

Two Texas Men Indicted in Plot to Take over Haitian Isle for Slaves

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg (21) and Tanner Christopher Thomas (20) have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves.

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Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged. n.pr/4puzyhb

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-- NPR (@npr.org) Nov 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM

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Gavin Weisenburg and Tanner Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. The two planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves. Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the USAF to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan.

Map: Gonave, Haiti

This idiotic and perverse plan is right out of the 19th-century "Knights of the Golden Circle" or the Eugene O'Neill play "The Emperor Jones," but far, far worse. 87,000 to 20,000 residents live on Gonave Island and the well-armed and desperate Haitian gangs have not yet seemed to penetrate the island. After conviction, the sentencing judge should throw away the key.

A grand jury indictment is not evidence of guilt. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

Tanner Thomas, mugshot courtesy of Collin County Sheriff's Office.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-24 10:36 AM

TX: Two Men Plotted to Take Over Haitian Isle for Sex Slaves

Won't RFK Jr. do something about this outbreak of Jungle Fever?
It's affecting our White Christians! We need government help!

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-24 10:41 AM

These two lunatics aspired to be violent Jeffrey Epsteins over women of color.

White supremacy seems to be baked in the cake of American DNA.

You just can't make this up.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-24 11:15 AM

Wps

#4 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-24 11:26 AM

If Kyle Rittenhouse wanted to make money for himself, he should joined this plot with his fellow gun nuts to take over Gonave.

"Shoot black people with my AR-15? I am so in!"

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#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-24 11:31 AM

The upcoming generation of Americans seems not to be lacking in amorality. These are people born during the GWB administration. They don't know peace, domestic or foreign.

I'm not leaving out Democrats here. When it comes to foreign policy, Obama was no prize. Lots of Americans in our glorious volunteer army from his time also came home trained in lethal violence and with chips on their shoulders. These dopes are their children.

These kids are scum who will never be good in society. Stomp 'em like roaches. If they like islands, take 'em out to one and leave them there.

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-24 11:44 AM

The upcoming generation of Americans seems not to be lacking in amorality. These are people born during the GWB administration. They don't know peace, domestic or foreign.
I'm not leaving out Democrats here. When it comes to foreign policy, Obama was no prize. Lots of Americans in our glorious volunteer army from his time also came home trained in lethal violence and with chips on their shoulders. These dopes are their children.
These kids are scum who will never be good in society. Stomp 'em like roaches. If they like islands, take 'em out to one and leave them there.
#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-24 11:44 AM

Agreed. They are Texans first, literally Americas poster-child for American bigotry, perversity, hypocrisy and greed.

Even recently we've seen razorwire across the Rio Grande, CPB whipping migrants from horseback, not just gouging their own citizens during a crafted energy crisis and ignoring the lost victims of flooding, physically hunting down women who get legal abortions, etc.

The only good thing about Texas is Cowboy Carter, imo.

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-11-24 07:50 PM

That Tex@$$ has a low unemployment rate combined with a high poverty rate tells you all you need to know about a Tex@$$'ole's mindset.

Every time I see a Tex@$$'ole blather on and on about "ceeceeding" from the USA because they didn't like the outcome of an election...

I say...ahh dee os... pen day ho.

#8 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-25 05:07 AM

Every mother's dream for their daughter-- a Charles Manson clone like Gavin Rivers Weisenburg: i.dailymail.co.uk

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-25 05:51 AM

Is it really that hard for young men to-------- these days?
Spending their money on some etiquette and dance classes would likely have been a far better investment on their part.

#10 | Posted by MBlue at 2025-11-25 01:40 PM

"recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force"

Hmm, I'm starting to wonder if they really thought this through.

#11 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2025-11-25 01:42 PM

" Is it really that hard for young men to-------- these days?"

It's impossible for Twoothy, although he's not young.

#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-25 01:43 PM

God Bless Texas.

They really need it.

Apparently.

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-25 02:05 PM

This case could be the same blueprint the FBI uses to catch jihadists, traitors, or sex predators via online chats:

"Oh, you want to do that? Sounds cool. Here's somewhere to look on online for demolition info."

"Oh, good, you found it. Here's a guy in Ohio who wants to do the same thing you want to do. He's a former Marine and knows his stuff."

"Did you buy the PETN? Fantastic!!! :-) "

"Let's meet up tomorrow at Lafayette Square at noon. I'll be wearing a red hat and dark sunglasses."

"Cool."

#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-25 02:17 PM

Back to the aspirations of their filibustero and piratas yanquis spiritual forefathers, when these guys' heads would be sent home in a jar of mezcal.

#15 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-26 05:40 AM

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