House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) is undergoing a particularly perilous moment. The frontispiece for America's super-wealthy is entering the most difficult stretch of his banal speakership, with anger over government spending, the detrimental BBB, skyrocketing health care costs, the Epstein files coverup, and the broader political climate rife inside the House GOP Conference. Republican legislators find it easy, even convenient, to hammer the Louisiana milquetoast. Johnson has little choice but to bend as he only has a two-vote margin. And the speaker has lots of retiring members who are running for other offices, like Elise Stefanik (R-NY), often by bashing the very Congress they serve in.

Why Elise Stefanik was thrown under the bus twice in one year by Dummkopf Trumpf is open to speculation. Knowing Trumpf's shallow nature and penchant for appointing young attractive women to his junta may have something to do with it, as there are few zoftig women hovering around like s***-eating horseflies in Trumpf's orbit.