The Trump administration is reportedly planning a scheme to offer direct cash payments to each resident of Greenland to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join America.
'What the administration is considering doing is essentially sweetening the pot by administering transfer payments directly to Greenlanders.' Listen to Reuters World News for more on Trump's push to buy Greenland despite Denmark's repeated refusal reut.rs/3NAL6BG
-- Reuters (@reuters.com) Jan 9, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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*** Mafioso Dummkopf Trumpf on Greenland: "If we do not do it the easy way, we will do it the hard way." ***
"By the way, I am a fan of Denmark. The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago does not mean they own the land. We will be doing something with Greenland "- the nice way, or the more difficult way."
Link: Mafioso Language from POTUS
Nota Bene: For decades the Danish PET (CIA analog) and Defense Intelligence Service (DIA analog) have been quiet and EXCEPTIONAL intelligence partners of the USIC. Moreover, Denmark celebrated The Fourth of July in tandem with America. After Dummkopf Trumpf, the Danes probably won't be celebrating America's Independence Day any more.
"Enthusiasms!"
*** Dummkopf Trumpf Admits He Wants US to Own Greenland as Property, Not for US National Security ***
"Dummkopf Trumpf says a military presence on Greenland is not sufficient, and he wants to have ownership of the Arctic island, citing the Russian and Chinese presence in the Arctic, which is an ineffective canard.
The White House Windbag whined that defenses on the massive island, which is controlled by Denmark, cannot defend itself.
"Greenland, basically, their defense is two dogsleds," Trumpf sniveled late Sunday on Air Force One. "In the meantime, you have Russian destroyers and submarines and [Chinese] destroyers and submarines all over the place."
The man who never worked a day in his life and evaded the draft during the Vietnam War is making no secret of his covetous desire to annex Greenland into the US to advance economic, not national security, interests.
The nefarious Trumpf junta says it wants to purchase the island, but the geriatric sexual predator who illegally abducted President Nicolas Maduro and killed over ~100 Venezuelans, has not ruled out military action, angering Danish officials and NATO members in Europe.
European leaders have urged the US to respect Greenland's sovereignty, and Denmark said the US has wide access to the island through its Pituffik Air Force Base.
"We have bases on Greenland," the greedy Dotard-in-Chief bleated Sunday. "You need ownership. You need title, as they say in the real estate business."
Source: www.washingtontimes.com
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