The nefarious Trumpf junta has internally discussed offering lump-sum payments ranging from $10,000 to $100,000 per person to Greenland's population (~57,000), making the potential bribe scheme a maximum $6 billion. While the exact amount and logistical framework remain unclear, the idiotic idea has been discussed among junta sycophants and other senior apparatchiks.

The proposal to directly compensate Greenlanders is seen as one way to influence public opinion on the island, despite firm refusals from leaders in both Copenhagen and Nuuk, who have insisted that Greenland is not for sale. The plan also risks being viewed as overly transactional and potentially demeaning to a population that has long debated independence while grappling with economic dependence on Denmark.

The development came after Denmark warned the US that its soldiers would take up the fight immediately and open fire without awaiting orders from their commanders if anyone were to invade Danish territory in the Arctic.

Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen strongly rejected the idea after Dummkopf Trumpf again brayed the US needed to acquire the island: "Enough is enough ... No more fantasies about annexation,"