The nefarious Trumpf junta has internally discussed offering lump-sum payments ranging from $10,000 to $100,000 per person to Greenland's population (~57,000), making the potential bribe scheme a maximum $6 billion. While the exact amount and logistical framework remain unclear, the idiotic idea has been discussed among junta sycophants and other senior apparatchiks.

The proposal to directly compensate Greenlanders is seen as one way to influence public opinion on the island, despite firm refusals from leaders in both Copenhagen and Nuuk, who have insisted that Greenland is not for sale. The plan also risks being viewed as overly transactional and potentially demeaning to a population that has long debated independence while grappling with economic dependence on Denmark.

The development came after Denmark warned the US that its soldiers would take up the fight immediately and open fire without awaiting orders from their commanders if anyone were to invade Danish territory in the Arctic.

Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen strongly rejected the idea after Dummkopf Trumpf again brayed the US needed to acquire the island: "Enough is enough ... No more fantasies about annexation,"

Hi Snoofy:

These are ridiculously low amounts to offer anyone to leave universal healthcare coverage to join America's ruthless for-profit system which bankrupts hundreds of thousands of people every year.

"For employer-sponsored health insurance, the average annual premium for family coverage in the US reached nearly $27,000 in 2025, reflecting a 6% increase from previous years" (Source: thehill.com, www.pbs.org).

BTW: How is your paperwork going to become a Canuck?

I think you'll enjoy it up there for manifest reasons.

Hi Zed:

I reckon you might like living in Mexico even without the Trumpfian bribes.

*** Mafioso Dummkopf Trumpf on Greenland: "If we do not do it the easy way, we will do it the hard way." ***

"By the way, I am a fan of Denmark. The fact they had a boat land there 500 years ago does not mean they own the land. We will be doing something with Greenland "- the nice way, or the more difficult way."

*** Dummkopf Trumpf Admits He Wants US to Own Greenland as Property, Not for US National Security ***

"Dummkopf Trumpf says a military presence on Greenland is not sufficient, and he wants to have ownership of the Arctic island, citing the Russian and Chinese presence in the Arctic, which is an ineffective canard.

The White House Windbag whined that defenses on the massive island, which is controlled by Denmark, cannot defend itself.

"Greenland, basically, their defense is two dogsleds," Trumpf sniveled late Sunday on Air Force One. "In the meantime, you have Russian destroyers and submarines and [Chinese] destroyers and submarines all over the place."

The man who never worked a day in his life and evaded the draft during the Vietnam War is making no secret of his covetous desire to annex Greenland into the US to advance economic, not national security, interests.

The nefarious Trumpf junta says it wants to purchase the island, but the geriatric sexual predator who illegally abducted President Nicolas Maduro and killed over ~100 Venezuelans, has not ruled out military action, angering Danish officials and NATO members in Europe.

European leaders have urged the US to respect Greenland's sovereignty, and Denmark said the US has wide access to the island through its Pituffik Air Force Base.

"We have bases on Greenland," the greedy Dotard-in-Chief bleated Sunday. "You need ownership. You need title, as they say in the real estate business."