One the commode again, Just can't wait to get on the commode again...

Are they selling the bottles online, or donating them to the Smithsonian?

Of course, he won't support it. He's a ----. Being a ---- is what McConnell does best. It's his job.

Does anyone care? What's Sean Hannity's astrological sign would probably captivate the minds of as many people.

Damn. That must have been a fine pizza.

The scum always rises to the top with the GOP.

Dirty deeds done cheap.

"Another returning at Malaga airport today was Shaun Cromber who despite voting for Britain to leave the EU, didn't believe it would end his Spanish lifestyle, he said: " Yes I voted out, but I didn't realise it would come to this, my application has been rejected and we are on our way home " the wife is in tears - ..." What a ------.

Pinheads gonna be pinheads.

He's claiming the engine was stolen.

The neighbour from hell.

Iowa will become dependent on meth users as a tax source.

For Rand Paul,

"Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid."
Ricky Gervais

At least Americans don't have to go to other countries to wage war, anymore.

They were begging for it.

Donald Trump harvests resentment better than any other Republican. His other notable gift is as a toupee living on top of a bag of piss, he has made it to the top job in the land. Truly, anything can grow up to be President.

A bad toupe on a bag of piss.

A bag of piss with hair implants.

Schlepp.

Pinheads.

There's nothing better than an eight ball of crack to cheer up the Soldiers of Odor.

They'll want to be on the lookout for bad actors with Order of the Water Buffalo tattoos.

So the money raised for dogs is going to pigs.

I am sure many of them are quietly paying to move ahead in the line for vaccination while claiming they are against it with their Cro-Magnon brethren.

At what point do they replace steak and shakes with pictures of steak and shakes?