Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Bill Belichick Denied NFL Hall of Fame First Ballot

Luminaries across the NFL world couldn't believe that Hall of Fame voters have denied Bill Belichick induction on the first ballot of his eligibility. Belichick won six Super Bowls as coach of the New England Patriots. "I can't be reading this right," J. J. Watt said.

Comments

LOL

#1 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-01-28 04:50 PM

Maybe his boss shouldn't have raped all those hookers.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-28 05:01 PM

Maybe they are waiting for Lewzer to come up with a new name for the NFL since "Football" doesn't make sense.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-01-28 05:11 PM

Was he really that good of a coach?

#4 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-28 05:34 PM

Maybe they are waiting for Lewzer to come up with a new name for the NFL since "Football" doesn't make sense.
#3 | Posted by REDIAL

It really doesn't, and it's confusing to foreigners like myself.

#5 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-28 05:36 PM

Will Alberta get an NFL team?

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-28 05:36 PM

He was a perennial playoff coach with 6 Super Bowls. Like him or hate him, he absolutely deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.

#7 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-01-28 05:46 PM

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