Trump Still Blaming 2020 Loss on Italian Satellites

Tuesday, February 03, 2026

Trump reposts theory that Italian military satellites zapped his 2020 victory away after FBI seizure of Georgia ballots

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 05:30 PM | 7 COMMENTS | permalink

Is this real? Because if so I think I called it with twelve minutes to spare

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-- Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) Jan 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM

Comments

The mush-brained nonce is getting more pathetic by the second.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-02-03 01:27 PM

His supporters eat this stuff up.

Fishpaw and Bellboy are Boycotting Italian gelato. Don't get them started on the Sorbetto Scandal!

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-03 03:34 PM

"In addition to asserting that the British deployed military aircraft in the eighteenth century, Donald Trump has indicated that Andrew Jackson, who died in 1845, was angry about the Civil War, and that Frederick Douglass, who died in 1895, is still alive."

Andy Borowitz

#3 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2026-02-03 09:58 PM

He's a fat stupid ----. ---- that demented idiot.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-03 11:11 PM

... Trump reposts theory that Italian military satellites zapped his 2020 victory away after FBI seizure of Georgia ballots ...

Wait, what?

I had been told it was Jewish Space Lasers?

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-02-03 11:17 PM

Fat dumb stupid lazyminded and demented are the new and improved presidential job qualifications.

Drinking Brawndo helps.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-02-04 11:22 AM

Those Italian satellites were operated from a pizza place's basement.