Sunday, April 19, 2026

Pancreatic Cancer MRNA Vaccine Shows Lasting Results

Donna Gustafson had a harder time than usual shaking off the jet lag from her 22-hour journey from Florida to Australia. Two days into her trip, her skin took on the yellow hue of jaundice. Gustafson, who is now 72 and lives in Delray Beach, Florida, went to the emergency room for fluids, thinking she was dehydrated. In a surreal moment, the Australian doctors instead told Gustafson that she had pancreatic cancer.

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It's a shame that Bobby Brainworm and MAGAts hate the MRNA vaccine which provably saved millions of lives around the world from COVID. The dude whose face looks like a desiccated orange and the fat orange pedo canceled further MRNA research. Our scientists are fleeing to other first world countries because they can no longer practice science in this country. May Dotard, RFKCokehead, and every member of this criminal hunta die in prison of an MRNA curable disease where the are prescribed Ivermectin. Karma has to come at some point.

#1 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2026-04-19 02:10 PM

It's a shame that people hate the overuse of electroshock, insulin-shock, and lobotomies. They must be anti-science.

#2 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-04-19 03:39 PM

It's a shame that people hate the overuse of electroshock, insulin-shock, and lobotomies. They must be anti-science.

#2 | Posted by sentinel

It's a shame some people can't/won't keep up with progress.

#3 | Posted by morris at 2026-04-19 04:00 PM

Indeed, that's exactly what the proponents of the things I mentioned thought, if not actually said about them.

#4 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-04-19 04:12 PM

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