RFK Jr. Nutrition Chatbot: Best Foods to Shove Up Your Butt

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.

Posted by snoofy at 08:33 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink

The site Realfood.gov uses Elon Musk's Grok chatbot to dispense nutrition information--some of which contradicts the government's new guidelines. www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr ...

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-- WIRED (@wired.com) Feb 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM

Comments

I guess it's better than shoving a UV light up your ass.

I guess that progress.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-02-11 01:03 PM

A 24-year-old man in France inserted a WWI artillery shell up his "bazooka."

The hospital was forced to evacuate people and the bomb squad rendered the device inert.

Link: futurism.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-11 01:46 PM

I guess it's better than shoving a UV light up your ass.
I guess that progress.
#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-02-11 01:03 PM

I dunno.. Lindsey Graham could use a pesticide (allegedly).

I've queued it up to Ladybugs.

#3 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-02-11 04:35 PM

- Ladybugs.

Ewww! Even BJ wouldn't have diddled that.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-11 04:40 PM

That's quite a headline you got there. ;)

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2026-02-11 09:03 PM

That's quite a headline you got there. ;)
#5 | Posted by cbob

Whole new meaning to
"Bury the Lede"

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-11 09:46 PM

I worked on a book years ago on exorcism that detailed what was expressed from a French cleric's butt. Very interesting collection, pens were a favorite. Couldn't say how they got there.

#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-02-12 01:53 PM