The Department of Health and Human Services' new AI nutrition chatbot will gleefully and dangerously give Americans recommendations for the best foods to insert into one's rectum and will answer questions about the most nutrient-dense human body part to eat. "Use AI to get real answers about real food," a new website called realfood.gov proclaims. "From the guidelines to your kitchen. Ask AI to help you plan meals, shop smarter, cook simply, and replace processed food with real food." The website then has an "Ask" chatbox where you can ask any question. Asking anything simply redirects to Grok, an example of how halfassed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s new website, which Mike Tyson promoted in a Super Bowl ad paid for by the "MAHA Center Inc," actually is.