Saturday, February 14, 2026

Repug Chair Arrested For Waterboarding His Daughter

Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Nephi Johnson, 54, was arrested Tuesday for alleged aggravated child abuse. The first-degree felony charge is applied when a person intentionally or knowingly commits abuse of a person under the age of 18. According to an affidavit of probable cause, Johnson allegedly "waterboarded" his teenage daughter. Defense attorney Sam Schultz said Johnson is "maintaining his innocence." The Utah Division of Child and Family Services notified the Heber City Police Department about the incident on Jan. 21. The affidavit states the teen went to DCFS to report the situation, which allegedly happened the same month. Allegations against Johnson include grabbing the girl by the back of her neck and repeatedly forcing her head under water in a bathroom sink.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 11:14 AM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-02-14 11:42 AM

Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Nephi Johnson, 54, was arrested Tuesday for alleged aggravated child abuse.
The first-degree felony charge is applied when a person intentionally or knowingly commits abuse of a person under the age of 18. According to an affidavit of probable cause, Johnson allegedly "waterboarded" his teenage daughter.

It's time for stinky to break out his pardon pen again.

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-02-14 11:46 AM

Allegations against Johnson include grabbing the girl by the back of her neck and repeatedly forcing her head under water in a bathroom sink.

Posted by reinheitsgebot

What is this affinity MAGA has towards torture?

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-14 11:58 AM

Repug Chair Arrested For Waterboarding His Daughter

What's the big deal? It's just a little water.

Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day ...

#4 | Posted by censored at 2026-02-14 12:17 PM

Father of the Year Wasatch County Republican Party Chair David Nephi Johnson:


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"That great sucking sound you hear is America's job's being sent to Mexico."

~ Independent presidential candidate H. Ross Perot (1992)

"That great swooshing sound you hear is America being flushed down the toilet by Republicans."

~ Anonymous blogger Coriolanus (2026)

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-14 03:42 PM

"grabbing the girl by the back of her neck and repeatedly forcing her head under water"

I bet she learned her lesson!

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-14 03:45 PM

#5 | POSTED BY C0RI0LANUS

My good man, please be considerate of page formatting.

A string of letters in a row without break messes up the DR for people using smart phones.

Much appreciated.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-02-14 05:18 PM

Hi Clownshack

I did not realize that I missed a "break" reverse slash.

My apologies.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-14 05:27 PM

Not a problem.

I figured you weren't aware.

:)

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-02-14 05:33 PM

Nephi. A Mormon?

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-02-14 05:35 PM

No one is even surprised that it's a Republican.

#11 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-02-14 06:23 PM

I suspected LDS as well with the name Nephi.

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-15 01:23 AM

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