Friday, March 20, 2026

Chuck Norris Dies

Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Posted by qcp at 04:30 PM | 6 COMMENTS | permalink

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Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86

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-- The Guardian (@theguardian.com) Mar 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM

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Must have been a suicide. The only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is if he gave himself a roundhouse kick to the head.

#1 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-03-20 12:24 PM

I was thinking about posting this news but thought better of it.

I wouldn't want to sully his name by putting info here at the home

of dishonest sociopaths.

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-20 01:48 PM

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-20 05:24 PM

What's going to happen to all the clickbait showing him 30 years younger and touting his great health?

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-20 05:29 PM

I wouldn't want to sully his name by putting info here at the home

of dishonest sociopaths.

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Sully his name?

What's with right wingers worshipping the biggest morons?

#5 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-20 06:24 PM

so?

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-20 07:28 PM

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