Friday, March 20, 2026

Chuck Norris Dies

Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Posted by qcp at 04:30 PM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

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Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86

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-- The Guardian (@theguardian.com) Mar 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM

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Must have been a suicide. The only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is if he gave himself a roundhouse kick to the head.

#1 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-03-20 12:24 PM

I was thinking about posting this news but thought better of it.

I wouldn't want to sully his name by putting info here at the home

of dishonest sociopaths.

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-20 01:48 PM

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-20 05:24 PM

What's going to happen to all the clickbait showing him 30 years younger and touting his great health?

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-20 05:29 PM

I wouldn't want to sully his name by putting info here at the home

of dishonest sociopaths.

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan

Sully his name?

What's with right wingers worshipping the biggest morons?

#5 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-20 06:24 PM

so?

#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-03-20 07:28 PM

............while the Left worships Terrorists

#7 | Posted by Maverick at 2026-03-21 11:19 AM

When Chuck Norris was alive, T.Rexes were dead. All of them. Just sayin'...

#8 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-21 11:39 AM

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ...
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#9 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-03-21 11:40 AM

Message to the jihadists.
Chuck Norris is in heaven.
There are no more virgins.
~ Mossad

#10 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-03-21 02:10 PM

of dishonest sociopaths.

#2 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-20 01:48 PM | Reply

well... speaking of dishonest, sociopathic behavior...

Chuck Norris and his wife Gena Norris have claimed that Us President Barack Obama will bring about "1,000 years of darkness" if he is re-elected. The couple have posted a new video on their YouTube page, in which they warn of grave consequences if Obama defeats Mitt Romney in the November election. "If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack," Chuck said. "We're at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don't change the course in which our country is headed."

#11 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-21 03:23 PM

............while the Left worships Terrorists

#7 | Posted by Maverick

We don't worship anyone dumb ----.

Just because you're in a cult doesn't mean your enemy is in a cult too.

#12 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2026-03-22 12:58 AM

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