Friday, May 01, 2026

Noem Still Living In Coast Guard Mansion After Shitcanning

Former Homeland Security Secretary and noted slayer of puppies Kristi Noem is drawing criticism after reports that, nearly two months after her firing, she appears to still be living in government housing typically reserved for top Coast Guard leadership. According to U.S. Coast Guard officials and several sources, Noem was seen using government housing on Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling (JBAB), and residing in a housing unit "typically designated for the commandant of the Coast Guard," The Wall Street Journal reported. "Hello, [U.S. Coast Guard], we'd like to report a squatter," reads a social media post from House Homeland Security Committee Democrats, published Friday on X.

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Why is this gorgon still living in the Coast Guard commandant's house?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-01 04:05 AM


And House Republican Nancy "Hic!" Mace wants a congressional investigation into the puppy killer's good-for-nothing gigolo, Corey Lewandowski.

Link: Gorgon Accuses Kobold

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-01 04:10 AM

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