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Friday, May 01, 2026

Former Homeland Security Secretary and noted slayer of puppies Kristi Noem is drawing criticism after reports that, nearly two months after her firing, she appears to still be living in government housing typically reserved for top Coast Guard leadership. According to U.S. Coast Guard officials and several sources, Noem was seen using government housing on Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling (JBAB), and residing in a housing unit "typically designated for the commandant of the Coast Guard," The Wall Street Journal reported. "Hello, [U.S. Coast Guard], we'd like to report a squatter," reads a social media post from House Homeland Security Committee Democrats, published Friday on X.

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Why is this gorgon still living in the Coast Guard commandant's house?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-01 04:05 AM | Reply


And House Republican Nancy "Hic!" Mace wants a congressional investigation into the puppy killer's good-for-nothing gigolo, Corey Lewandowski.

Link: Gorgon Accuses Kobold

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-01 04:10 AM | Reply

Why? Because the regime oozes opportunistic corruption, from hoarding monogrammed coasters to latching onto free, upscale housing.

And security.

It's not beyond the pale to wonder whether MAGAJeebus' closest enablers - Noem is in that sty up to her eyeballs, to the point of actually covering up murder - may feel a compelling need for walling themselves off from normals for the pretty much the rest of their miserable lives. (As for being alert to the psychos factor, they might consider the case of former SecDef Robert McNamara's encounter with an unfan one night in 1972 on the Martha's Vineyard Ferry. Just being friendly, no charge.)

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-01 07:28 AM | Reply

Kritis Noem has the eyes of a dead fish.

But for other reasons entirely, she thinks that she is so very special.

The woman had pretensions to be president.

Perhaps she thinks that squatting in this house can still advance them.

#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-01 08:01 AM | Reply

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