Thursday, May 14, 2026

Trump Mobile: Reach Out and Scam Someone

According to International Business Times, more than half a million people ponied up, pouring an estimated $59 million into Trump Mobile's coffers. But no phones have arrived, the "made in America" promises have vanished, the launch date keeps sliding back, and this week, Moneywise.com reported on a quiet change made last month to the company's terms of service.

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A preorder deposit provides only a conditional opportunity if Trump Mobile later elects, in its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale. A deposit is not a purchase, does not constitute acceptance of an order, does not create a contract for sale, does not transfer ownership or title interest, does not allocate or reserve specific inventory, and does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase.

That's right, MAGA Patriot! You might have thought, when you sent the president's sons your hard-earned $100, that you were preordering a phone that they'd soon be sending you"since that's how preorders work and what they led you to believe. But that's just because you don't know business. In reality, what you were ordering was just a conditional opportunity to buy a Trump phone later, should they ever get around to making them, which to be clear they are in no way promising that they'll ever do.

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"Reading about this swindle, I found myself wondering why it rankled me so much," writes Andrew Egger. "After all, this is hardly the first time Trump and his family have cashed in on his cult of personality to part his superfans from their cash. Indeed, for many MAGA superfans, being endlessly shaken down for cash via a blizzard of unbelievably sleazy campaign-solicitation texts and emails has become a defining feature of their digital lives. And that's to say nothing of Trump's crypto projects, Trump's NFTs, Trump's guitars, Trump's sneakers, Trump's watches - I could go on."

Or maybe it just strikes me as so sordid because of the political landscape in which it's unfolding. Donald Trump, who swept back into office last year with approval ratings in the 50s and an unprecedented political coalition at his back, has been hemorrhaging voters ever since. His second-term approval has never been lower"in fact, it hit another new low just today. Pretty much every voter outside his cult has already headed for the hills. And yet that stubborn 35ish percent of the electorate remains, eyes screwed shut, fingers wedged in their ears, unhappy with the state of the economy, unhappy with the state of the country, unhappy with the state of the world"but still convinced beyond all reason or persuasion that their political messiah, Donald Trump, is about to turn it all around.

This is remarkable, unprecedented political loyalty. Without it, Trump could never have gotten back to where he is today"and he'd certainly be in no position to shake down the sheikhs. And how does his family repay this loyalty? By selling his poor dumb true believers a vaporware phone.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-14 06:34 AM

Well, I haven't seen any MAGA defending Trump on this phone thing. That's as close as they ever get to admitting that he steals from them. Like, all of the time.

No sympathy. None. This is the world you have created and, bizarre as it is, freely choose to live in.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-14 07:56 AM

If only they had been warned. Repeatedly.

#3 | Posted by qcp at 2026-05-14 09:41 AM

I'd feel bad but...

fuck 'em

via GIPHY

#4 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-14 12:20 PM

He should have had that same Disclaimer on his Presidency.

Although obviously his Cult would have voted for him anyway, just like they ordered the phones.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-14 12:23 PM

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