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Thursday, August 29, 2024

A woman visiting the Florida Keys from out-of-state with her husband to meet with a "possible employer" landed in jail after downing half a bottle of liquor in five minutes, crashing into a combination bar-liquor store and then fighting with sheriff's deputies, authorities said. Her husband wound up in jail, too. According to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report, Kimberly Marie Robins, 47, and Charles Fronefield Lambert, 41, both of Elizabeth City, North Carolina, were in Big Pine Key Monday morning to meet with that employer. The report states that Lambert told deputies that they drove to Coconuts Bar & Liquor Store, and Robins "went into the bar, purchased a bottle of Crown Royal and drank approximately half of the bottle in about (five) minutes," leading to a spat over her drinking. Deputies said Robins got in their pickup truck to "get away" from him, "then drove the truck into the side of the building, causing damage," just after 7:30 a.m.

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after downing half a bottle of liquor in five minutes, crashing into a combination bar-liquor store and then fighting with sheriff's deputies

Shes already got her "Florida woman" credentials with a stunt like that, she should fit right in.

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2024-08-30 08:56 AM | Reply

She should apply for a job as a St Louis Cop when she gets out. They are experts at crashing into bars while drunk.

#2 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-08-30 09:42 AM | Reply

They seem to live kinda rough over in Big Pine Key. And as for this pair, seriously, she could get film work as a Neanderthal. No knock to Neanderthals, by the way.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-08-30 12:04 PM | Reply

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