It's Wednesday, whatever
First snow here. Not enough to play in but a harbinger of good things to come. Scottish comedian said, 'there is no bad weather, just bad clothing.'
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It's hump day!
@#1
At least you get snow. Down here in the El Paso/Las Cruces area; snow is a treat.
#1 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-20 11:21 AM | Reply
Last year used the snowblower once, and that was only for an inch and so I could say I used it. The year before went through 2 tanks of gas and we had 4+ feet. Predictions for this year have been all over the map. The snowblower and chainsaw are the last of my gas tools. Both are 25 years old and still working just fine so haven't replaced them with battery powered tools.
#2 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-20 12:30 PM | Reply
Last year used the snowblower once
I have a gas blower for the driveway and an electric blower for my deck and I've used them both twice already this winter.
#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-20 01:12 PM | Reply
My good friend in Alaska used to always say:
"In Alaska, we have only 2 seasons, Winter and July"
#4 | Posted by shane at 2024-11-20 01:22 PM | Reply
We've had a long fall. Spring was a nice day this year. We went from last melt to 80's in one day. Does anyone know what bronzer Trump uses? I shaved my goatee and there are noticeable tan lines.
#5 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-20 01:33 PM | Reply
snow blowers.....gas / electric....you people are nuts.... ha ha
glad I live in Paradise......it follows me wherever I go.
:)
#6 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-20 01:52 PM | Reply
Does anyone know what bronzer Trump uses?
It looks like Coppercoat Antifoul compound.
#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-20 01:58 PM | Reply
you people are nuts.... ha ha Come mid February I wouldn't disagree.
Nuts are the guys driving their Ford 150's on the ice to go fishing. Coppercoat Antifoul compound That would explain his aging so well.
#8 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-20 02:03 PM | Reply
Did you hear about the non-binary person with children that invented an invisibility cloak?
They now identify as transparent.
#9 | Posted by mattm at 2024-11-20 02:07 PM | Reply
#4 | Posted by shane
In NE Florida, it was:
"We have two seasons: Bugs and April 12."
#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-11-20 02:53 PM | Reply
#9 | Posted by mattm
nice effort.
"I once lived just a stone's throw away from a group of loud and drunken democrats...
......who suffered mysterious head injuries."
chuckle...
#11 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-11-20 03:04 PM | Reply
You're a ------- -----.
#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-20 07:55 PM | Reply
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