Dummkopf Trumpf launched into a bizarre, stream-of-consciousness monologue to open a televised Cabinet meeting at the White House that went for 3 hours and 16 minutes. The Dotard veered into an awkward "bit" as he said looks were not important in politics, and suggested that if he praised USAG Pam Bondi's physical attributes, his career would be over. "I look at Pam. I would never say she's beautiful, because that's gonna be the end of my political career," he bleated. After the awkward compliment, Trumpf lurched from subject to subject without interruption as members of the junta listened and occasionally laughed at his insipid remarks. Trumpf mixed up the drug companies Eli Lilly and Johnson & Johnson, while claiming he was cutting prescription drug prices for Americans by 1,500 percent. The octogenarian rambled about transgender athletes and tthe age of AIPAC-funded Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), saying he looked like he was 100 years old.