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Thursday, December 18, 2025

President Piggy Announces First Annual Hunger Games

"In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot Games, an unprecedented four-day athletic events featuring the greatest high school athletes, one young man and one young woman from each state and territory," he said in a video announcing the event. "But I promise there will be no men playing in women's sports. You're not going to see that. You'll see everything but that."

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We truly live in the stupidest timeline

thanks magat scum

money well spent

I'm sure it will go over as great as this parade

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"One young man and one young woman from each state and territory."

Trump continued, "And rest assured, America. I, President Trump, will be personally checking all the girls, to make sure they're really girls."

#1 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-12-18 10:06 PM | Reply

@#1 ... President Trump, will be personally checking all the girls, to make sure they're really girls." ...

Will Pres trump be conducting those ~inspections~ personally?


Teen Beauty Queens Say Donald Trump Walked in on Them Changing When They Were as Young as 15 (2016)
people.com

... At least four women who competed in a Miss Teen USA beauty pageant told BuzzFeed News that Donald Trump walked into their dressing room while the contestants as young as 15 were undressing.

Mariah Billado, the former Miss Vermont Teen USA, tells Buzzfeed that the now 70-year-old Republican presidential candidate caused a panic in the dressing room of the 1997 pageant when he barged in unannounced as the young women were changing.

However, she says Trump shrugged off the intrusion, saying something along the lines of: "Don't worry, ladies, I've seen it all before." ...



#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-18 10:19 PM | Reply

caused a panic in the dressing room of the 1997 pageant when he barged in unannounced as the young women were changing.

At around the same time, Vladimir Putin was appointed Deputy Chief of the Presidential Staff and Chief of the Main Control Directorate.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-12-18 10:35 PM | Reply

He's a prancing homo.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-18 11:06 PM | Reply

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