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Wednesday, April 08, 2026

[Trump personal attorney Todd] Blanche is currently serving as the acting Attorney General following the recent firing of Pam Bondi. Speaking with reporters, Blanche clarified, "As to whether or not I want this job, I did not ask for this job. I love working for President Trump." He continued, "It's the greatest honor of a lifetime, and if President Trump chooses to keep me as acting, that's an honor. If he chooses to nominate me, that's an honor." Blanche further added, "If he chooses to nominate somebody else and asks me to go do something else, I will say, Thank you very much. I love you, sir.'"

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"Thank you, Sirrrrrrrrrrrrf!!! May I have another?!?

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Someone please hand this boy a hanky to wipe his lips.
They'll never be clean, but at least he'll be able to pretend better.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-08 06:54 AM | Reply

"I love you, sir."

Does even Melanoma Trumpf utter such blasphemies to her pedophilic husband?

Blech!

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-08 07:16 AM | Reply

When two bottoms get together in bed, how does that work, exactly?

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-08 08:31 AM | Reply

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