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Give me the confidence of a mediocre MAGA man hiding behind his false bravado.

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Give me the confidence of a mediocre MAGA man hiding behind his false bravado.

Seriously, I wish I had whatever lack of awareness these men possess so that I could just skate through life and never have to face any consequences from anything I say or do.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-03 03:46 PM | Reply

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Trump held another ego rally on Friday night at The Villages, aka Ground Zero for Geriatric MAGA, because his approval rating is at an historic low and he has to show the world he can still draw a crowd. Only a full-on cult would accept this behavior from the Commander-In-Chief of the allegedly most powerful military on Earth.

Donny Dementia once again bragged about acing a cognitive test that no other president ever had to take because no one was concerned their brains had turned to rancid tapioca pudding.

==> He also did an impression of what he classified as a transgender woman weightlifter. Just imagine the reaction from MAGA if any Democrat behaved like this. **

But as a result, we have this to use at our leisure to show MAGA what their guy really looks like instead of those AI memes he posts in the middle of the night, where he has defined abs and friends.

Trump was joined by another mediocre MAGA man, "Dr." Phil McGraw, whom we wouldn't know existed without Oprah (Same for Dr. Oz, and really, that's two YUGE strikes, ma'am).

To his credit, Trump fully checked out as soon as Foghorn Leghorn really got going.

Instead of being embarrassed by any of Trump's antics, MAGA will just keep bullying anyone who challenges their cult narratives. They wrap themselves in their false pearl-clutching manufactured MAGA outrage and act all put-upon if you make them face the reality they've been willfully ignoring for over a decade.

Just like Dear Leader.

** - About a month before the November 2024 election, Joy Reid was asked why Trump continues to get away with nonsense while Kamala Harris, her running mate, and just about every other Democratic politician is slain by the so-called mainstream media (actually, the corporate-controlled media) ...Joy Reid:
"With Kamala Harris, the press is always demanding ever more details, then berating the resulting answer, demanding even more details from the Democrat. For Trump, however, it is 'ENTERTAIN US'
Yep.

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-03 03:57 PM | Reply

Trump's shtick, much like Old Yeller himself, has gotten old, repetitious, tired, and boring. Which only highlights this creature's status as an energy vampire of the very worst sort. And nobody needs energy vampires.

The Trump Epstein Coverup, while holding for now, is an ongoing mess that keeps dominating and damaging his presidency. Like his promise to release his tax returns, the Trump Epstein Coverup shines spotlights on promises made, promises broken, and one big question: If there's nothing to hide about Trump's association with Epstein, why is Trump sweating bullets trying to keep as much information about it as possible from seeing the light of day as he can?

And then there's Trump's War of Choice, which he initially explained as being conducted at the behest of what appears to be the single nation with which the US actually has a "special relationship" - Binyamin Netanyahu's expansionist, ethnonationalist Israel. Given that the Trump end of Netanyahu's war - Trump, of course, always blames his many failures on others - got bogged down and has remained so ever since US war planners appear to have suddenly discovered the location/vulnerabilities of the Strait of Hormuz, this cockup is another ongoing, festering problem. Such a monumental screwup cannot be playing too well with Trump's acolytes and enablers. To be sure, they're happy as pigs wallowing in their own mess if bad stuff happens to other people. But, hey, what the hell, this is affecting them, too.

Welcome to what happens when the Republican Party knowingly paralyzes and destroys the system of checks and balances so carefully created by people so much more clever - but far less venal - than they.

Happy 250th, folks.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-03 04:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

#3 I wonder what this great planet, not to mention the USA, will look like in the year 2276CE?

#4 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-03 04:37 PM | Reply

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