After Donald Trump watched fans walk out of the opening rally at his Great American State Fair on the Washington Mall, things have not gotten much better. According to Washington Post reporting, the 16-day National Mall celebration got off to an inauspicious start Thursday, with organizers struggling to open gates on time and workers "scrambling to hide construction debris." Fair goers were able to see a calf named "Melania" " shipped in from West Virginia " with the owner, Piper Stolipher, 15, explaining to the Post, "We were trying to come up with patriotic names for the 250th year, and we came up with Melania, which is President Trump's wife and my teacher thought that they had a similar hair color, so it just fit."