Dummkopf Trumpf signaled he's willing to declare a national security emergency in an attempt to take over the US elections. "Let me just say stranger things have happened," Trumpf bleated, after far-right podcast puke Wayne Allyn Root implored him to exert sweeping control over the upcoming midterms during a post-midnight interview. "I'll leave it at that," the morbidly obese geriatric senile president with an abominable approval rating sniveled.

For over two years, the US Army Natl Guard has been practicing in several cities, along with masked ICE thugs